“I will kindly remind you that Holmes is not an idol or a visionary. She’s a convicted fraudster. A talented liar.”

Hard to imagine a better candidate for the GOP in 2028.

I didn’t get a Community notification for this?

“This guy you’re reporting about isn’t even an Activision-Blizzard employee anymore.”

He was when he was posting that shit, though, so I’m genuinely curious why you think this matters, at all.

They said there would be (or maybe I’m thinking of io9?), and I too have the deep yearning urge to discuss.

I just got back from a showing, and MAN is it going to be difficult to talk about this one for a few days until most people have caught up.

I totally agree - this was an absolute blast of pure fun, except for the parts where they ripped your heart in half.

“libertarians who aren’t as smart as they think they are”

Redundant.

Holy shit at the recollection that Bowser’s Fury was this year. God, what a long year it’s been.  

“and arson is no joking matter”

Ordinarily, sure.  In this specific case, agree to disagree.

“Brunswick District Attorney Jackie Johnson recused herself from the case because Gregory McMichael worked in her office as an investigator. Fine, probably for the best.”

weeeeellllllllllll, about that:

That would have been cool, or also if they had done almost literally anything other than saying “Somehow Palpatine returned” and announcing that in fucking Fortnite.

And, uh, you shouldn’t have to belatedly realize that you didn’t lead with it.  Should be pretty ingrained there, Teddy boy.

“These people comparing the two are either disingenuous, morons, or both.”

We knew that at “MAGA hat crew” and “Clay Travis” already, though.

I like how the MAGA crew trying to whatabout to Watson means they have to pretend to care about sexual assault now.

Not to mention this horseshit: “The ESA states that consumer repair would lead to “significant potential for security and piracy risks,”” as if that mattered for anything other than their consoles, all of which get cracked soon enough anyway.

Looks like someone in the ad world just watched Free Guy.

It would have to be, given the other events of that episode.

Perhaps it’s a nod to something that Tony pointed out in Endgame - the name “Avengers” is actually kind of dumb if they’re actually trying to prevent the bad things rather than just avenging them.  “Guardians” makes more sense in the context of this episode, although Apocalypse Natasha would have a pretty good…

If it’s not too much to ask, please, I would like to ask that you GIVE THIS TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

ahem.  Looks fantastic.

Not just a little bit, either.

I think this one has to go into the “did they cheat?” section, cause yeah, they may have cheated with that.