And, uh, you shouldn’t have to belatedly realize that you didn’t lead with it.  Should be pretty ingrained there, Teddy boy.

“These people comparing the two are either disingenuous, morons, or both.”

We knew that at “MAGA hat crew” and “Clay Travis” already, though.

I like how the MAGA crew trying to whatabout to Watson means they have to pretend to care about sexual assault now.

Not to mention this horseshit: “The ESA states that consumer repair would lead to “significant potential for security and piracy risks,”” as if that mattered for anything other than their consoles, all of which get cracked soon enough anyway.

Looks like someone in the ad world just watched Free Guy.

It would have to be, given the other events of that episode.

Perhaps it’s a nod to something that Tony pointed out in Endgame - the name “Avengers” is actually kind of dumb if they’re actually trying to prevent the bad things rather than just avenging them.  “Guardians” makes more sense in the context of this episode, although Apocalypse Natasha would have a pretty good…

If it’s not too much to ask, please, I would like to ask that you GIVE THIS TO ME RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!

ahem.  Looks fantastic.

Not just a little bit, either.

I think this one has to go into the “did they cheat?” section, cause yeah, they may have cheated with that.

“There’s no Chitauri event because Loki had no desire for world dominance, but Ultron probably DID happen anyway because Tony Stark will Tony Stark. Also, it’s not even Ultron. The faceplate lifts up to reveal Vision’s face. It makes perfect sense that that Ultron/Vision would go after the remaining Infinity Stones…

Why did you say “cars” when he specifically said “SUV”?

Then I’m okay if the charge against them is involuntary manslaughter as opposed to murder.

Yeah, as much as I laughed at the initial joke, that followup killed me.

Maybe don’t flip over a car that you know contains kids.

Yeah, like Norm said, at least Mitch believes in something (evil).  Cruz has nothing - no beliefs, no skills, no redeeming qualities, no dignity, not even enough courage to just end his suffering already.

Yeah, it’s Idaho, so that last part is exactly it. Likely run by the chuds anyway.

Is there a shortage of bytes or something?

There are certainly Republicans who are worse overall than Cruz, but it’s hard to come up with more than a couple who are even close to being as worthless a pile of shit as a human being than ol’ Ted.  By leaps and bounds the most pathetic of all of them, save maybe Trump Junior.

This is extremely mountain out of molehill stuff even if it wasn’t secondhand rumor mill bullshit. All it would mean is that the Russos wouldn’t sign a contract that didn’t contain provisions about that potentiality, which you can bet your entire ass that Disney/Marvel won’t be omitting anyway for years and years to…