Good parody, but you forgot to call it the “Democrat Party.”  

Seems pretty relevant that later in the day this one broke:

The name of the reseller (cough scalper cough) is gleefully ironic.

The name of the reseller (cough scalper cough) is gleefully ironic.

People keep making this error. While I agree the terminology can be a bit confusing, SDNY refers to a federal office/court, and is therefore extremely pardonable. New York State prosecutors would be the ones to look out for.

Ah, got it.  Looking forward to that, then!

Admittedly I haven’t finished the second season yet, but is there any reason to think Diego would have any problem at all?  He didn’t bat an eye when Klaus told him about his love in Vietnam being a guy.

Anathem is my favorite of his by leaps and bounds, but it does take a couple of chapters to click in.  

“The Trump administration must complete an additional 48 miles of wall to meet its goal of building 450 miles of new border wall during Trump’s term”

Worth noting that this is horseshit in the first place, since even meeting that supposed “goal” would leave them with about 1500 additional miles to cover to meet what he…

Or, if I may - a year by year breakdown of the most notable movies to feature any of our simian brethren.  The Popcorn Chimps.

As an example of just how unnecessary The Kid is to the overall story, consider that even Stephen Damn King left him on the cutting room floor for the original published version of the book.

And get her into the MCU already, damn!

Ha!  That all follows.

Yeah, I love the implication that they look up like that with the tiniest amount of hope every time he comes in, and finally he gets to say “yes, it actually is that this time.”

It’s five damn minutes long!  Make them watch.

(deep despairing sigh)

Also, when Moana came out my daughters were 4 and 6, or thereabouts, and I wept openly through almost the entire movie at how awesome her character and story turned out, thinking of them sitting next to me.

I said the same thing elsewhere in here - the cut from the queen barely holding it together to the king openly weeping just kills me, every time.

I admit there might be some nostalgia underpinning its continued top-two status for me (I was 17 when it came out, so not exactly a kid, but still saw it with other similarly-aged friends in the theater, and we were all comfortable enough with ourselves to not only be excited but agree that it was fucking amazing).…

My daughters have started to age out of the princesses a bit.  Not entirely, but enough that it’s definitely no longer their go-to genre.  What this means is that I really want to watch the TV show but no longer have any excuse to pin it on my kids.  If I’m gonna watch it at this point, it’s all on me, a middle-aged…

That’s what I appreciated the most about Frozen - not only was the ultimate “love” they were talking about of the sibling kind rather than the romantic, they had the balls to go beyond even having the romantic subplot fizzle out by making the Prince Charming character the actual damn villain!  Low-key revolutionary…