Yeah, I was coming into the comments to post about that exact moment too - if he’d won the Oscar for only that split-second it would still be absolutely fine by me.  And then when he sits down next to Jr. and we see them both cock their heads in the exact same way the waterworks start flowing over here.

“adequatulent” my god that’s a magnificent new word that I am definitely stealing.

How is stew more manly anyway? It’s basically pre-chewed food - is Corolla too much of a wuss to chew his own food?

Finally I can stop asking “Where is SM3DW?” on Mario-related threads. (did it here too before I saw people in the comments bringing me up to speed)

I had the same immediate thought (for the same reasons - loved playing the game with my 6- and 4-year olds back on the WiiU, and looking forward to doing it again now that they’re 11 and 9), and then saw people talking about it actually coming in February.  Finally, the single game I most wanted to see ported to the…

Well thank goodness.  

This is great! I’m sure I’ll get it ASAP!

WHERE THE FUCK IS SUPER MARIO 3D WORLD

I hadn’t heard of any of this or the Twitter hashtag, and my immediate thought upon seeing this article and the image was “that’s clearly Charlize Theron.”

I don’t know - we can all pray for his enemies to find him quickly and have success when they do.

I wonder if this shithead would acknowledge anything now that we’ve tripled that number.

Yeah, that was my immediate reaction.  Total disbelief.

As does Duncan MacLeod, although fortunately there can be only one name in the credits.

I remember that well, because Melanie has always been a dead ringer for Diana:

I want a Clever Girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a Clever Girl who knows what’s best

Satler also has the great “Dinosaur eats Man; Woman inherits the Earth” speech.

They did the same thing later in Jurassic World - the billionaire seems to genuinely be a decent guy falling victim to hubris rather than ruthless capitalist.  I didn’t hate it (in part because of the great actor playing the role), but it’s a bit weird.

I just remember that in State of Fear he had the Obviously-Martin-Sheen character literally devoured by cannibals. Ho ho ho, take that, liberals!

What a piece of shit that book was. (edit: I still think the book Jurassic Park was absolutely fantastic, though.  Maybe all that ER time/money broke his ability to think and…

“And I would like to think that those kids made the Spielberg Face.”

“we didn’t expect this to happen”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“The unintended consequences will be so severe, likely a mass exodus of great cops all across this Commonwealth.”

Oh no, stop, don’t go