I hadn’t heard of any of this or the Twitter hashtag, and my immediate thought upon seeing this article and the image was “that’s clearly Charlize Theron.”

I don’t know - we can all pray for his enemies to find him quickly and have success when they do.

I wonder if this shithead would acknowledge anything now that we’ve tripled that number.

Fuck, I remember watching this and weeping the first time.

Yeah, that was my immediate reaction.  Total disbelief.

Same.  Out of fucking nowhere.

As does Duncan MacLeod, although fortunately there can be only one name in the credits.

I remember that well, because Melanie has always been a dead ringer for Diana:

I want a Clever Girl with a mind like a diamond
I want a Clever Girl who knows what’s best

Satler also has the great “Dinosaur eats Man; Woman inherits the Earth” speech.

They did the same thing later in Jurassic World - the billionaire seems to genuinely be a decent guy falling victim to hubris rather than ruthless capitalist.  I didn’t hate it (in part because of the great actor playing the role), but it’s a bit weird.

I just remember that in State of Fear he had the Obviously-Martin-Sheen character literally devoured by cannibals. Ho ho ho, take that, liberals!

What a piece of shit that book was. (edit: I still think the book Jurassic Park was absolutely fantastic, though.  Maybe all that ER time/money broke his ability to think and…

“And I would like to think that those kids made the Spielberg Face.”

“we didn’t expect this to happen”
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

“The unintended consequences will be so severe, likely a mass exodus of great cops all across this Commonwealth.”

Oh no, stop, don’t go

Thanks for your efforts - I suppose if you weren’t out there doing what you can it would seem even worse! Hopefully you get some support from the tech people that will be helpful. (edit: and I should be clear - my comment was aimed across GMG, not just specifically Kotaku)

It irritates me that there are people who sign up for burner accounts here using the same sort of barely-concealed “code”, and the powers that be do nothing about it.  Flagging does nothing.  I’m sorry that you not only have to put up with this in real life and in gaming, but here at the workplace as well.  The…

Delete every account you’ve ever made, anywhere.

Sure, but Biden would be the oldest POTUS ever, and significantly older than FDR was when he died.  I agree he’s in good health overall, and medicine is better, etc., but it’s at least a reasonable possibility here.

*and who always always always turn out to vote unlike the younger set*