I genuinely look forward to January 2049 when we will finally get a chance to see what the incoming Swift Administration will be able to accomplish.

I have no doubt of that.

Have you talked to any of them since we learned her great regret and shame was bullshit?  I’m genuinely curious how they react, although I suspect that they won’t.

My eye snagged on that one too, but come on, let’s just let it go here.

There is, but since the comedian immediately said “Zack Snyder” it seems he was at least somewhat justified there.

Finally!  Finally now!

My favorite detail about this whole thing (since let’s face it, GOPers with racist posting histories is hardly anything out of the ordinary) was that he was part of the “Young Guns” thing, since he’s fifty-fucking-three.  Sure, that’s par for the course for them, but it’s still always hilarious to see.

And I think “Tracy Jordan.”

Seasons 5 and 6 were largely a pretty good return to the 1-2-3 form and are absolutely worth watching.  

“Do you know what happens to a planet that gets hit by a moon? The same thing that happens to everything else.”

“Aside from potential death, according to the Mayo Clinic, the side effects of taking hydroxychloroquine include, but are not limited to: Blistering, peeling, loosening of the skin; decreased urination; defective color vision; diarrhea; difficulty breathing; feeling that others are watching you or controlling your…

“Kagan”, by the way.

I’ve said this elsewhere, but your comment seems a good place to say it again: the dumbest person I have ever met applied to join a big-city police force and passed with flying colors.

Yeah, that was a wonderful moment and the last time until 2018 that I would feel anything other than existential dread on an Election Night.

Yeah, I noticed that resemblance too.  

“On days like today, sometimes, I wish I was a day-drinker.”

There’s never been a better time to start!

“Ivanka Trump, who is what you’d get if Veruca Salt’s dad just bought Willy Wonka’s factory for her at the end,”

Goddamn, I like that. 

You are making an absolute fool of yourself there, man.  It’s really weird - you could have chosen to look it up to see, but you didn’t, and then you compounded the error by confusing civil and criminal law.  What are you doing?  

You actually very well could, since that fits right into the definition of the intentional tort of assault in the scenario you describe. Bad luck to have asked a lawyer that question.

I don’t totally disagree, but Franken got himself “jokingly” groping an unconscious woman.  I loved the guy (and think that otherwise he probably would have been a very credible candidate this year), but that was devastating.  I was extremely pissed at him for doing something so awful and stupid.