I’d like to ask them whether their party’s new push to “There’s more to life than living!” is also inconveniencing their pro-life stance. (I kid; of course they don’t care.)

In a way, though, I’m honestly glad that they’ve so completely dropped the pretense that it was ever about “ILLEGAL!!!!” immigration.

“China Virus” didn’t catch on like he’d hoped, so he’s test-marketing a new one.

For the purposes of discussing the pandemic, though, the part of the chain that actually matters is the weakest link, which means the most crowded one.

Never mind - I follow it better now.

Plus we no longer have to worry about them getting stuck in the VCR.

This is one of those things that makes me think I’ve suddenly shifted into a different parallel universe where 311 has had a dedicated following for decades after I least heard of them.  I wonder what the rest of this reality is like?

Thank you!  Truly, you are the real deal.

From what I remember (and it’s obviously been decades), TV static instead of the film stopping/melting thing they did in the theater, and a different way to get it going again (but I don’t remember what). In the novelization, the Brain Gremlin forceably restrained the author and wrote a couple of pages about something…

I always love that - “in order to go fight against the evils of socialism I’m going to need you all to band together and each contribute what you are able to!”

Their children Brayden, Jaden, Aiden, and Kayden take offense at your brash generalizing, I’m sure.

Speaking of balls-out insane, the peak moment of Gremlins 2 insanity/genius (impossible to distinguish in this case) has to be the 4th-wall-breaking bit, which these crazy motherfuckers did entirely differently for each medium into which they put the thing.  Theatrical release, later VHS release, and the damn…

I’ve never seen 48 Hours, but holy shit, after watching that scene now I really want to.  That was magnificent.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!

Although yeah, “When I think about what happened to Deadspin, bile builds in my throat. After October 29, 2019, it became clear to me that I could not work at this company for much longer.”  it’s not surprising to any of us, and good on you for standing up.  Best wishes on the move!…

I don’t even really know how to answer the question of what I think a random pseudonymous internet posting is supposed to accomplish.

Correct, they are notorious for not showing up in the primary, and then not showing up in the general, so concentration on the voters that do show up makes perfect sense.  That doesn’t seem difficult or controversial.

Jenna Elfman’s on the phone with her agent right now getting ready for the biopic.

See, again I’m going to point out that a voter who chooses “absolute madman” over “wasn’t the greatest” is a fool.

It’s already inspired some really great memes, at least.