I hadn’t really thought about it until now, but I can’t think of one single thing he ever did that I don’t like.  

So unexciting that the extremely exciting candidate didn’t turn out enough to beat him?  Your argument seems like one that immediately defeats itself.

Aw, look who didn’t read the article either!

There’s an alternate universe out there where we went 8 years of Clinton, 8 years of Gore, into 8 years of Clinton/Obama, then 8 years of Obama.

I enjoyed both for what they were, but holy shit was White House Down extremely and obviously the better of the two.

I think you might be watching the Magic Mike trailers by accident.

Yeah, the tantrums have really been something to behold this morning.  I don’t even dislike Bernie!  But Jesus wept, some of these disciples.

I’ve had very good results using Anchor Steam.  I’m planning to use a chocolate stout next to see what happens.

I’ve had very good results using Anchor Steam.  I’m planning to use a chocolate stout next to see what happens.

Come the fuck on.

Where did he get the twine? What was going through his mind? Did it just seem like a good idea at the time?

It’s like you’ve decide to prove the point.

I believe it was “fucking” trading cards, specifically.

““I think his ability to analyze and integrate data that comes out of his long history and business”

I think she’s right here, albeit in the exact opposite of the way she meant. 

Finally some good news.

My fondest hope for the Switch is that we eventually get a Super Mario 3D World port (come the fuck on, Nintendo - WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!?!?!?!), and my second-fondest hope is that they add Wario as a playable character.

He also re-used the “shot a mouse and left it there as a warning to the others” joke between the shows (and from the book).

Usually stupid trolls get deleted, but you get to stay for now so that others can see your shame.

You realize you’re asking for those sites to be safe spaces, right?

We’re going to find out, and I’ll bet they can.  He can lose, of that I have no doubt, but it won’t be because his supporters suddenly see reason.

Ha, the idiot trolls are all over this one!  Too bad for them.