It’s a shame Ruby Dee isn’t around to just reprise the role.

You can do that already, since it’s not!

Blaming Democrats for the actions of Republicans pulling shit like this is exactly why your state is in the position it’s in, then.

I can’t speak for cgo2370, but for me after all this time it’s instantly easy to spot Tomato’s writing style, and when you click on the profile to doublecheck and see that it’s inevitably one that was created earlier that day (or at most within a day or two) that just clinches it.

What a wonderful post.

Yeah, that’s today’s tomato.

They should still get themselves one of those now.

And, fuck me sideways, he’ll be on Twitter constantly.

“I just realized that the hardest of the hardcore right-wingers are as dirt-poor as the people I’ve built my life making fun of, and they’re the only ones still listening to me.”

Or a PM with the tiniest bit of spine to tell the people “this would be really fucking stupid and I’m not calling for a popular goddamn vote on doing a really fucking stupid thing”.

Agreed.  Pence is literally there hoping Trump eventually kicks the bucket (or gets removed, which, ha ha).  That’s it.  He will kiss whatever ass it takes to stay there just for the possibility.

I think it’s one of the best Mario games ever, period.

“I’m still really bummed that Nintendo isn’t bringing Windwaker HD and Twilight Princess HD ports to the Switch. Come on Nintendo, we all know it’s going to happen, quit making us wait.”

Ditto Super Mario 3D World.  GIVE IT TO US, NINTENDO.  DO IT! 

I know for a fact you raped seven dolphins last week alone.

It’s just synergy, really - the faster things melt, the more oil and gas reserves get exposed, so you can burn more, so things melt faster!  It’s win-win, except for the biosphere!

I actually agree that somehow acquiring Greenland would be an excellent thing at this point, but holy shit, do I question the wisdom of anyone buying property they believe to be on the perimeter of an event cataclysmic enough to drop California into the ocean.

Well, they sound like assholes.

Good!  I am glad for their richly-earned, deserved, and self-inflicted suffering!

He’s deeply stupid, as you can see otherwise.  It’s funny, though - based on his response to me saying what you did, it’s pretty clear that he had no idea at all.  None.

Never too early in the day for meth, eh?