NARRATOR: He did not.

Maybe not the outfield, since there you do actually have time to see the ball coming, but full length of 1st and 3rd base sides, absolutely.

You get the same answer Yon-Rogg did.

I like the part where that was indeed mentioned in the story and you missed it in your haste to chastise the author to do the bare minimum in researching the whole story.

“but to imply they deserve it or brought it on themselves is such a shitty thing to say”

Sure, but that doesn’t mean it isn’t true! 

On the other hand, it seems equally possible that they’d say “oh yeah, that make sense. How the hell did I not get that the first time? Jacob, when we filmed that scene, did you think our motivation was supposed to be that we had no idea until that very moment that the other was alive?” “Good god, no, Tom, that would…

Nope!  

“They may be “reasonable” in their own right with respect to the universe they created (two friends being emotional upon reunion), but cause more problems (how is this scene taking place in that high school?).”

Ye gods.  Yeah, there isn’t much to discuss. 

Every word you’ve posted about how difficult it is to imagine perfectly reasonable things has given me that impression.

“As I have said before, I am pointing out what happens if the movie requires you to step beyond what was presented.”

The horror! The horror!

Holy shit, this guy.  The look is clearly not deceiving.

“Then please explain why Peter Parker, in the age of cell phones, didn’t check to see if his buddy was alive and hang out in that time frame.”

This is the silly assumption you’re making that I’m making fun of. (Along with the “you have to create explanations that weren’t presented in the film”, which is again strong…

Yeah, that “I don’t care, so I did some research on her in preparing this email to you” is hysterical.

The question of whether you are being dense was answered starting in the very next sentence. You are being very, very dense about every aspect of this - UNLESS, I’ll grant you, Far From Home has a line from someone saying “hey, remember how everything got back to normal without any issues the day after the Snap? That…

“Haha, I’m dense? That was not depicted as a reunion between two people who just hung out at the mall the day before.”

Never have I seen a question answer itself so quickly. 

That’s one classroom.

Why in the world are you assuming that their greeting each other upon returning to school was the first time they’d had the slightest idea the other was alive? People greet each other when things resume!

It honestly seems like you’re being deliberately dense about all of this.

God, his funeral is going to be amazing to watch.

What’s your source on their high school class in Queens, NY, being “not more than 20"?

What in the world is so hard about reasonably presuming that it wasn’t the next fucking day after the battle?