That’s not Trump’s victory, it’s McConnell’s. And hi, Tomato.

I knew they didn’t have cornmeal, but the Cheeto flavor wasn’t real Cheeto flavor?  Disgraceful!  But still delicious and I want them back.

Here’s another one!

It was a product of its times, and it’s got some awkwardness that is reflective of an early-90s network TV miniseries (adaptation of a hard R book, no less).  But it’s still pretty watchable, and I always thought it was well-cast for the most part.  

The Cheetos Mac-n-Cheese bites that Burger King had for a bit (and were available in the freezer aisle for some time and which were fucking amazing there) worked great.

“needing” cheese is never a factor in the first place.

Yeah, I can’t imagine the mindset that led someone to compliment that man’s appearance.

I’m glad someone else thought of this moment too.

I do have to say that Eric pulls it off way better than Junior.

I like Eric going off-message by still calling it a “wall” when all of the other Republicans have started working on pretending it was always a system of steel slats and drones and cameras and probably dragons and so forth.

Okay there, guy who registered an account at two in the morning just to bitch about posts in this thread.  We understand how much you definitely don’t care.

Dude, I already think you guys are incredibly dumb - no need to pile on more evidence.

“but don’t take what I have to give in its entirety.”

Have we ever had an estate tax of 100%? 

I’ve asked that very question of people saying the estate tax should be eliminated, and have never - not once - received an answer.  Subscribed, to see if you do.

Ugh, planking is so 2011.

Yeah, I watched it recently too, and enjoyed it well enough.  I’m not going to lament the loss of this universe-that-never-was, but the movie we got was decent.

The person who is so terrified of everything around him that he needs to have a weapon on hand at all times is calling someone else terrified?  Do go on.

It is funny that these people who are so terrified of everything that they need to have a deadly weapon accessible at all times - even while they’re asleep, for fuck’s sake - are the exact same people who will whine and moan about the “pussification” of America.

“I see all the time like who needs 3 yachts but no one ever says who needs 3 apartment buildings.”

Also a question we should get around to asking, though. 

Speaking of come the fuck on.