No, he means that one time when Devin Hester provided an opening act for Prince and nothing else happened in between or afterwards.

And to think people accuse nuclear engineers of not having senses of humor or being able to recognize jokes.

GOP Speakers and high school wrestling molestation scandals: a tradition unlike any other.

That’s the tomato troll, if it helps.

Discovering something you had in your mind was wrong, changing your mind, and averting the error.  Sir, we are discussing Tim Tebow here, and this kind of conduct is grossly off-point.

“Also, pretty sure “Tim Tebow in his heyday” is a stand in for “a white player.””

There is a 0% chance you are wrong here. 

“Put it this way: Try to envision Tim Tebow in his heyday skipping SEC Media Days of because (sic), well, school.”

I’ll envision that he might not be quite as much of a closed-minded fuckstick if he’d actually gone to school for school, sure. 

I think it was a little over the top too, but have you read Going Clear?

Fun fact: Colton has actually earned 6 delegates at the GOP 2020 convention for his appearance on this reality program.

Nice.

Time to test out the theories behind his perceived need for that moat.

“Anywho, as they mentioned that Papa was saying that he would have to raise the price of his nasty food like offering .50 in order to pay a portion of the healthcare for his suffering workers”

To make the example even sadder, it was actually only 14 cents. 

Remember: you can’t spell “Schnatter” without “Shart.”

I will open the bidding (I assume) at $100 (US).

It’s weird to ask a question claiming nobody ever said the tariffs were about national security when the person implementing the tariffs literally said it was because of national security.

 I think that gets added with an “and” rather than an “or.”

“GOP CA Representative, I forget who”

Keep track - we need to never, ever let these people think their support of this is going to be forgotten. 

Jesus, look at her dead serpentine eyes.

I know you guys have to say “allegedly” because of libel and so forth. Luckily, I do not. He’s absolutely fucking guilty of tampering with witnesses.

No, but thank you for your stupid and desperate input.