As long as hell is eventually involved.

Yeah, those shrimp nuggets were awesome. Hope they come back some day.

Not unless I am too!

So yes, yes we are both weird.

You’ll hear no argument from me!

Seriously. Visually I find the Bay Bridge just as striking. Do they still have that lightshow going on at night?

“I have agreed with the historically cooperative, disciplined approach that we have engaged in with Robert Mueller (Unlike the Clintons!)“

Other than that he can’t go ten seconds without mentioning the Clintons, what the? 

Nine and one-half inches tall?

This has slept right by everyone else that I can see at the moment, but after the initial big guns I’m drafting (I’m the Democrats here because I’m not a toothless redneck asshole).... the Dakotas. All else be damned, I’m getting my hands on a big chunk of our ICBMs, and we can clean up the rest of the draft as we go.

hahahahahahaha

Ah, fuck. See, I’ve been away long enough that I’ve forgotten.

My several visits to Albuquerque over the past decade due to family having moved there had me just about fall in love with the place, although I didn’t ever have the chance to explore much more of the state (I’d love to some day). I tried not to be an asshole tourist, but I did develop a crippling addiction to green…

I did my part!

He’s still capable of stealing bases, if you replace “bases” with “ribs” and “stealing” with “eating”.

ffffffffffffffarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt

I got my hopes up too high seven words into the headline.

I mean, in order to not see that they’d have to be Trump worshipers, and thus by definition they would be moronic. So it all lines up.

And also that “what she’s doing about cyberbullying” is exactly “jack shit.”

His suffering brings me great joy (or it would if it weren’t for the fact that he’s taking everything down with him).

Someone in this White House vulnerable to outside influence whaaaaaaaaat?

How fucking amazing is it that Trump has a shill named “Boris Epshtyen”?