That’s a very good point. They will definitely not be replaced.

Well let me tip you over the edge and note that in a world where qualifications mattered we’d have had eight years of Gore, just finished up eight years of Clinton, and be at the start of Obama’s first term now. (or vice-versa on the latter two, of course).

I can’t say for every state, but the statutes with which I’m familiar say that for a steady yellow light drivers should stop unless they can’t do so safely. So it is quite possible to “run” a yellow light if you’re not able to convince the officer/court that you didn’t have a safer option.

And, of course:

I guess he has to hit the NJ beaches now, because after he’s out of office he won’t be welcome there. This is Christie right now:

To be fair, that says they want max contracts, which, who doesn’t? I want a max contract.

I’ll be goddamned, they did.

The victim was black and the murderer was a cop. Period.

“Many of you are the animals for joking about this tragic death”

Well why don’t you just torture us to death for entertainment about it. 

I’ll tell you what: regardless of that, the President and all members of his staff and campaign strongly deny ever having met with him.

Showed this video to my kids (part of it, anyway), and they said “yeah, we’re getting that, right?” Yeah. Yeah, we are.

This reminds me that I was once walking along the Lake Shore Path in Chicago past one of the harbors, and noticed that one of the boats moored was named “Persistence II”. I thought “well where was all that fucking persistence when your first boat needed you”?

Yep.

That’s exactly what it looks like to me, and although I don’t have a Switch yet so I don’t personally know how awesome Zelda is, when this comes out it’ll be time.

Well yeah, they also have to make damn sure that they never ever ever ever anger him in the slightest way so that they can make sure their cut of the inheritance remains in the will.

(Another borderline-old white guy here, absolutely sickened by the open season our police and juries have declared on black people.)

Seems like the jury was involved in this case.

It seems only fair that going forward a person of color who encounters Jeronimo Yanez would be perfectly justified in immediately fearing for their life, and taking proper measures in accordance with that reasonable fear.

Well, I am just shocked that a survey entirely taken among people who evidently visited the Ark Encounter would have ridiculous shitty homophobic views.

I had genuinely purged Hawk from my mind there. Yes, the equation should include (for all values of X that are not equal to Hawk Harrelson).