"I think my job is boringand I want to shoot and kill things!" Guilty... And I'm sick of zombies,too.

Yep, crossbows rock. But how many times do you suppose you can cock a powerful one (150-175lbs) in a big hurry?

Wasn't New Zealand making noise about getting rid of all their killer house cats not long ago? Hook'em up!

Thanks for the article Charlie, you have made an old Gibson fanatic's day, and my hard drive smoke from downloading all the great art. First read this in 84'. All time absolute favorite book, to the point I lost count of re-reads somewhere in the late 90's. You Rock.

I have the same damned pet peeve.Big Time. No one seems to get the shades right. Too small. Kind of Jessica Alba in her Dark Angel days with just the removable lenses from the big old 80's Porsche Carrera 5621 aviators set into the eye sockets. I'd love to see the image of Molly as Gibson wrote her and/or I picture…

"I think with Underworld, I was ahead of the curve too, because what I did was mix vampires and werewolves in a shared universe. That hadn't been done"...?... Grievioux sounds like a real tool. Now I won't even watch this turd after it bombs and ends up on Netflix.

Has anyone thought to ask Lesbians about this? Something tells me they probably have a strong opinion on it.

A few spontaneously exploding Scientologists would sure go a long way in this argument.

I don't do Twitter. For those that do, is there some way we jalops can get together and enter Justin Bieber like 50 million times over to win?

I am not fat.

Could be, my memory isn't what it was,and that wasn't great. I was so in lust with that car,I would have traded everything I owned for it with a worn out 396 in it. The yellow 32 was awesome, but Bob Falfa's 55 was always the one that made me pitch tents watching Graffiti. That, and Frog's 58. Crap I'm old.

Wow, yeah,that's a little nuts. Still found a way to keep a stranger's grubby mitts off the nether regions of your ride though, didn't ya? Right on.

OOOOHHHH!!!!!!

I don't know,that 55 was pretty nasty. 427 w/2/4's on a tunnel ram, if I remember right. Same car was in "Two Lane Blacktop", they painted it black for AG.

Safety is an illusion no matter what you drive. Make the 59 a 2 door,and I'd rather take my chances in it than die of certain boredom and/or chastity in that lousy Malibu.

Dear General Motors..You may have forgotten, but didn't you make a few cars we loved long ago???

Safety is an illusion. I drive big loud old steel framed American cars just to make those bed-wetters nervous. Also, because V8.

" Sure, there's plenty of old cranks out there who lament the passing of the carburetor while pounding their fist on a bad O2 sensor housing."....So, my ability to tune a 4, 6, or 8 barrel setup correctly makes me an "Old Crank"? I hate to break it to you, but most "car enthusiasts" were clueless about how to make a…

Lord help me, I just don't have enough sarcasm to do this justice.

Hey,I didn't make it up. Classic GTO nuts in particular will throw down over this stuff. Both cars you mention kick ass,and will go around a corner better than their B block relatives. They just aren't Musclecars by the standard definition. It's a real thing.. Pre 1973 is another criteria.