I just get a kinja 404. Didn't really doubt you anyway,but you DO realize you can't mention something like that on an inner-child playground like I09 without getting at least one "OOOHHH, can I see your sword?" Worthy goal to have.

Yea,even Jalopnik types have a hard time getting all warm&fuzzy over electronic gremlins. Good Luck in 2014!

Pics of sword,or it didn't happen :)

But is it a good car? Or even an awful car that you really like for reasons even you can't explain? It IS possible that you can miss those when they are gone.

"pot heads who love impulsive travel deals."? So...They have a target demographic of about 3, 2 of whom are on probation and cant travel cause they forgot the blunt in their coat pocket at the airport? C'mon, I have seen serious potheads eat ketchup sandwiches rather than go down to the Quicktrip for munchies.

This crap is why I installed a cloaking device in my goatee.

You got lucky.Many don't..$200 just doesn't buy much in the way of dependability or build quality.They exist exactly for the reasons you bought one.But what are the odds this clown bought his new,legally to protect home & family because that was what he could afford after bills were paid? Stolen is the norm, and…

SLJ is broke-punk?

But apparently,as long as you are rich enough,and "didn't inhale",it's still safe to command a nuclear arsenal.

Even a scumbag carjacker type should be very concerned with people knowing he owned a lousy Hi-Point, possibly more than being arrested or even shot by police.The other dregs of society are picking on him right now.

The things I learn on I09.....I thought it was unique to me,but apparently I developed Hippo-powers during my last divorce.

"The planet is fine. The humans might be fucked, but the planet is fine." Ah,a fellow George Carlin fan. And the Renfield-ish replies seem to support some of his other theories.

I've worked on Chryslers,and I've worked on Fiats. Time to buy Pick N Pull stock.

Kick Ass,Vincze! Thanks!

And for a brief,shiny moment,I am totally OK with living in a tragically un-hip city in an art-impaired fly-over state. That shit must be exhausting.

Is it possible that King Tut was just a total dick to the Royal Embalmer at some point? Maybe the guy just had a mean sense of humor.

Who hasn't?

Really?

Big deal

How come no mention of what make/caliber weapon he used? Anyone that ever killed ANYTHING in Texas can't wait to tell you about their gear....Every detail,every slight modification.