Way to go Kathryn! Count your blessings,when I did all that same stuff to my first car (71 Torino GT) at 14, everybody just called me a pain in the ass,and told me to keep the noise down.

An inept grenade? (click link to news story) Is proof reading even done anymore?Anywhere?

sign me up

Nah,Silverman woulda got away with it.And they would have given her a doggy-bag too,if she did the iPhone trick.

I can't believe no one has replied with the Harold Ramis speech on driving(spaceships)  stoned from Heavy Metal:You just have to realize that your perspetive is fucked,and let your hands operate the controls as if you were straight,man.

Or,he will make Elon Musk look foolish.The velvet jacket was a good start.Selling toys that dont work will do the rest.

So build a practical car,Muskboy. Or fuck off and go play with your toy rockets,and let the goofballs drive Prius's,that while lame,actually work.Henry Ford did not invent the car anymore than you did,But he didn't spend much time whining that the horse salesmen were out to make him look bad,he figured out how to…

If she had any class,she would get the title in her name,kick him in the balls,and run offt with a good body-man who could save it.

But would you swap THE BAJA for it?

Gee Thanks. Now when that asshole reads your comment about his car,he will rush out and buy some 28" ghetto rimz.But you have a point,that is the only thing he's missed.

Cheer up,you get used to it by your mid 40's :)

If that isn't the worst,someone please kill me before I see the one that beats this. Really. You can even use my gun.Or kill the owner,I could live with that:)

Is there a graph to show us Musks number of excuses per cars built production ratio?  It's getting to the point where he could build the best car ever,and sell them for $100 a piece,and I would buy a monorail from a traveling salesmen first.

Nah,she just thought she could smoke the rocks stuck in the tread.

ME TOO.where can we find some torches and pitchforks,before this spreads to IO9?

WRONG!!! 2 wheels good! All idiot celebs should be required to ride a 1000+cc crotch rocket everywhere,without a helmet. The darwinism would be swift,blinding,and good for the whole human race. I would sacrifice my own beloved KZ to rid the world of Mariah Carey.  Do a wheelie,Bieber!!

So,someone "updated" the "layout" of the controls? I feel your pain,Frenchguy.

Well,they warned you not to jack around with the Slurpee machine.

A smallblock fits nicely.Had the challenge of building a quiet exhaust for an ugly, beat-up tan one,that contained a nasty 406 roller motor.Took 4 Flowmasters in 3" and some resonators to hide the lope,had to wrap the headers to quiet the "ring",looked like crap,and would pull the front tires easily.Nobody ever saw…

"I had some of the best sex ever in my life in a minivan". Dude,That is SO sad...And given your taste in motors,I believe you.I just doubt anyone else was there.