sarcastomancer
sarcastomancer
sarcastomancer

Is there an actual address where these idiots do this,so we can call in an airstrike? Maybe nuke'em from orbit?

What do you want to bet the Chrysler Turbine ran like shit the next day, had lost it's seat covers somewhere, and had a new bumpersticker no one could explain?

What are the odds Precision Cars India is actually 1 desk and a telephone in the back corner of a room full of T-Mobil customer service personnel?

Props for getting up and trying again..Time to get your own bike. I've done the 1/4 mile in the low 9's on mine,and had my speedo pegged at 160,but I will not ride on the back of one. Ever.. Too F'n scary.

I bet next time dad tells him to hold on tight,he listens. Worked on me.

Jim Goose wants to see big,loud Kawasakis. Smoking tires.

Because if you drove a GTI,someone with a big,blown V8 rig would be making a necklace out of your former body parts,after they were done making fun of you.

He's just off his meds.

A-Rednecks do NOT listen to rap music. B-rednecks don't drive clown cars.... jackass

A 50% fact/bullshit ratio might create unreasonable expectations of the guy riding in the backseat.

Harbor Freight tools are built to "high quality standards" too,so these must be good cars! And when you buy a car built by people who ride bicycles to work, it's good for the environment!

If you only give a "moderate crap" about cars,why are you even here?

Pretty sure a 3inch gun could be easily modified to fire flaming bags of dog poo at Rev Phelps's crew next time they want to show up at a soldiers funeral. Sign me up.

Meh, I'm more of a Panzer guy.

The sad thing is,they've done worse. Is that cardboard?

Gee Fuckin Whiz,Forbes,Ya Think?

AARRRGGHH!!! The best you could hope for would be to get buried in secrecy,so your grave doesn't get violated.

I had a 68 and a 69,and I'll bet $20 that it will still light the tires up,even if it's only hitting on 6 cylinders.Cool that it still has the correct outside rearview mirror.The flip down headlight doors never worked worth a damn,even new.God I miss mine.

Needs a 'Busa motor and a suicidal Spaniard to try to drive it.

He wasn't aware he was in danger, 'cause nobody said,"hold my beer". I'll bet he stands waaayyy the hell back next time.