saralogan
Ms. Kansas
saralogan

just her clothes? 

She’s also musician. That’s a whole image based career where being uniquely yourself is expected. If she was an actor it’d be a bit different. Questlove didn't really change his style for the evening either. 

I actually think her music is pretty good. I could do without the “duh” part of “Bad Guy,” but it’s unique and fun. I really like “Bury a Friend.” It could be a 90s alt-rock/pop song.

Well, we already knew how not funny everyone is, but you get a star simply for using Winona to make your point.

Making a big deal out of your clothes and having a unique personal style is all well and good. Lady Gaga, for example, is great. Even the meat dress. It just saddens me that Billie has terrible taste.

Billie Eilish is like Post Malone where I'm kind of just constantly wondering why they look like that and why more people aren't constantly asking the same thing. Maybe they are and I'm just totally oblivious to it, but I feel like the whole world has gone crazy by not constantly asking about it. 

She’s also 18. 18 year old dress badly.

To be fair, her clothes are right about as good as that album she won all those awards for.

Last night’s outfit looked like Chanel’s take on a 1997 high-school ska trombonist.

True. It does come up a lot, but it’s usually positive. “She’s so brave. Look at her unique style.” As if she’s doing something innovative and fashion-forward and not dressing like a roadie for Mudvayne.

Weird choice by Timmy Chalms, but why do we not talk more about how all of Billie Eilish’s clothes are terrible? I get that she’s young still and that she doesn’t want to wear tight-fitting clothes, but why does that necessitate that she look like a Long Island grandmother got run over by a Hot Topic?

My reaction to every single person on Twitter:

How has “Bad guy from a ski movie” not come up yet? 

Dude is going full method for the next Naked Gun movie where a cop under cover as a valet parker gets lost and stumbles into the Oscars after getting mistaken for an actor and now has to present an award.

Go, Team Venture!!!!!!!!

I don’t watch this show, I just came to demand praise because I recognized Denny Dillon from the thumbnail.

Between this and the “charged with salt and buttery” I’ve seen floating around, I dairy say we’ve milked this one well.

Land O Lakes Jail? Is that where they're sending Hillary for all those butter emails I keep hearing about?

Why am I just finding out now that she’s Milhouse’s mom?

If there’s anything we on the left do really, really well, it’s eating our own.