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If I were the Olsens I wouldn’t want to spend any extra time around Candice Cameron no matter how much they were paying me.

why is this non story getting attention?

Me, watching this trailer: “Okay, this actually seems like a fairly clever skewering of the ‘white lady travels overseas and finds herself’ cliche, plus there’s a refreshing lack of deifying the ‘brave, intrepid (white) war journalists’ who really just hang out in a single hotel and party. You know, I think I might be

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.

This is a pointless article.

okay but i finally learned how to fold a fitted sheet and that was a proud moment

I don’t know, I feel like when people use “adulting” they’re acknowledging the fact that they’re incompetent adults and they’re doing the bare minimum. I always see it as making fun of themselves (myself included), not thinking they actually deserve a prize.

Meeeeh.

I’M A GROWN UP AND I CAN SAY WHAT I WANT #ADULTING

Excuse me, America. Are you quite finished yet?

There was a really great comment about marriage in last week’s episode of The Affair (which is appropriate or ironic, depending on who you are): “A house, it’s like a marriage, actually. You’ve got to be in it for the long haul if you ever want to see it come together.”

I understand that the class was somewhat silly or very niche at the least, but I’m confused why it was written by someone who doesn’t know much about makeup and doesn’t want to. Like no, even I am not interested in applying five foundations to my face but, yes, you do have to use “glitter glue” to apply glitter.

Guys, I’m like, so broken up that I won’t be able to marry an angry misogynist.

I can’t remember the last time I had a doctor use a stethoscope during a checkup. Usually something the nurse does beforehand, I thought.

Behar seems to have caught a bad case of Whoopie Goldberg-itis. I think both of them are suffering from early dementia, I swear.

woman does thing, is happy. society burns.