"This is my acting face."

Nick Offerman obviously doesn't know about the secret clause in the constitution which requires all incoming presidents to have sex with their predecessors.

SO TORN.

I'm actually going up to Yosemite and will be hiking up to Cathedral Lakes. This is an unfortunate reminder of how fairly routine climbs can be dangerous, and I think it's important to note that this is what Matthes Crest looks like: http://www.mountainproject.com/images/59/46/1…

Okay OBVIOUSLY Idris Elba is way better than Benedict Cumberbatch. Everyone with two eyes and a soul knows this. But Benedict is the better choice for Shere Khan. Idris should play Bagheera.

Nope, when Benedict and Idris are both cast for the sexy intense voices, we all win.

I have to choose between Benedict and Idris? NOOOOOOOOOOO.........Can I get out of the greys please?

Well there goes my plan to elope. :)

She doesn't drink, so she may as well just pregnant things up!

He's a fiction writer.

Who is this person, and why did she steal Cate Blanchett's face?

When we are out with friends we usually just have one person pay with card and everybody else transfering their share to his/her account.

I just tweet-commented that both Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Pratt's publicity strategy is "Just go out there and be a human version of a puppy."

Me too. I kind of expect not, because of patriarchy type reasons, and for once I'm glad.

I honestly cannot believe how bad The Giver looks.

This was one of my favorite childhood series/authors and I have high hopes.... I loved Meg and her awkwardness. It was amazing to realize that not all heroes had to be stereotypically attractive with charisma/social skills.

I don't want to be that person, but i love this story and if they fuck this up I SWEAR TO GOD

Finding out she's a Scientologist was a big letdown.

YEESSS!!! Of all the crappy and only-ok suggestions over the past few months, this is one I can get behind. I have no doubt she can utterly slaughter this role and make it her subject.