That’s not embarrassing. Embarrassing is the compulsion to post Daveed Diggs gifs on any thread even remotely Hamilton-related.

Rosenberg’s excuse for the lapse:

Have you watched Humans? He doesn't do it for me but he's good in it and it's such an interesting show.

I’m just happy Downing Street doesn’t have an official pet pig.

Is Larry a British breed? Otherwise, he’s just another worker crossing borders for economic gains. (Just like the British from about 1583-1997.)

Thank you!

A cooking class or something like that at the local community college, perhaps? Wine tasting? Look and see if there are any events in the area. Think about things you like to do and find if out if there are any classes, clubs, events that cater to these activities and you may meet like minded people. If it does…

I’m not saying she’s had sex with the doll, but she’s had sex with the doll.

I just saw our Lady and Savior Dolly Parton last night! I feel transformed. She is the best and the sparkliest and I love her. People around me were crying. I did not cry because I was too being dying and being dead.

She’s also so Canadian:

I’m okay being Spooky Mulder in this scenario tbh.

I often think about what I would do in these type of situations and tricking a wolf into getting attacked by a bear is not something I would think to do.

This woman is so badass.

My favorite storied student simile is: “The boat glided across the lake just like a bowling ball wouldn’t.”

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

Much like South Park, Schumer fearlessly tackles taboo subjects like incest and bodily excretions, except she’s a person, not a cartoon.

a New York Jew with a copy of the Times tucked into her bag.

I love that Vogue considers Schumer’s totally unsurprising fondness for the New York Times to be a literary eccentricity requiring ethnographic contextualization:

“manipulative sex kitten”