The person who actually sings for Mariah nowadays :)

If I had at least $4 million to spend on my wedding, I would do something additional with my hair...

They say girls are attracted to men like their fathers.

No. I didn’t even know he was straight.

And (s)he said “pray for those who persecute you”

it does look like google translate to me, but +1000000 points for trolling. I can’t wait for twitt from Trump with proper translation.

Blue Ivy: The Great Unifier

I love Billy. I love this clip. Omg!

I know. I blubber up every time they show Gary Fisher and I imagine him getting up and wagging his tail hopefully that it’s his mom every time a door opens.

Carrie talks a lot about her mom and brother in Wishful Drinking. The three of them were all close, as Debbie went into super parent mode after Eddie left her for Liz Taylor. Debbie protected them from the press and Hollywood, and Eddie was rarely ever around. Carrie refers to Todd as the normal and most sane one of…

Carrie Fisher seems fragile here - which comes as a surprise, because in recent still imagery of her on red carpets, giving Jabba the finger, toting Gary around - she seemed so tough. I think that’s why I’m still completely deflated by her sudden death - she seemed so fucking tough.

Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

RIP Brian Dunkleman.

You get that Mariah! You don’t need some old tired billionaire, you have your own money.

I’m calling it first. Their celebrity portmanteau will be ‘Mariah’ in recognition of the distinct elements each bring to the proper relationship.