At the time I was living in a shithole rented house (two words: magenta carpet) in a crappy neighborhood and most nights I had to keep the music or TV in my room turned up high so I didn't have to listed to my 3 housemates fighting with their crazy girlfriends and/or throwing up cheap beer (thank dog I had my own…

I'm not crazy about it either. I missed it when it aired, but Netflixed it between Pushing Daisies (which I adored, but my intense crush on Lee Pace may be coloring that) and Hannibal, when I needed a Fuller fix, and my reaction was more or less "That was… okay." In the category of "early Fuller TV shows", I thought De…

Didn't she OD a while back and have a brain aneurysm? Pretty sure there was some permanent brain damage, and she wasn't working with a surplus of brains before that.

Agreed. Flat Earthers are a lost cause, you'd have to be literally crazy or catastrophically stupid, or both, to believe the earth is flat.

Yeah, I read that Montana only has about 700,00 eligible voters (not a densely populated state) and something like 200,000 had done early voting.

A lot of the conservative talking heads I’m pretty sure are just in it for the money, and ideals are a distant 2nd or 3rd place. However, Hannity strikes me as that chilling combination of stupid and fascist enough to be a true believer. My brother says that he looks like someone who could “close the shower doors on…

Oh, I get it: you're an idiot. "Had some cameos in movies as a recognizable symbol of (everything that's wrong with) New York City" does not mean the same thing as "universally loved". I had family in NYC in the '80s and '90s, Trump wasn't any more "universally loved" than Ed Koch or Leona Helmsley. Perhaps you don't…

No.

before the electoral campain he was a guuy that everyone admired

Does RT pay you in rubles or vodka?

You don't really think Melania Trump researched the finer points of intersex handholding in Italian microcultures, do you?

Wow, she was only 2 years older than me. I know it's trendy to bash on Kevin Smith (and admittedly, most of his recent movies are pretty awful), but I have fond memories of this movie.

"Earnest bad boy attitude" yeah no, pretty sure I would rather chew broken glass than watch anyone with that descriptive. I mean, if you like this stuff, hey that's cool I'm not here to judge, but there aren't enough hours in the day for me to waste on YouTubers. (I mean that literally; once working, commuting, and…

Agree with all of this. A lot of times I feel like Lynch will be playing a scene as humorous and to me it will just come across as tedious, but I was laughing both at Cera’s absurd monologue (“twin shadows… except when it’s overcast… or at night”) and Forster’s reaction throughout. Plus my older brother is super into…

Yeah, the casino bit went on for longer than it needed to. Which in all honesty is a problem I often have with Lynch; I think he finds that kind of thing funny, while I just want to get to the fireworks factory.

I think "Colossus of Chodes" replaced "Frankenstein monster made entirely of dead dicks" as my favorite insult for Jonah.

"Oh good, I can stop masturbating". Richard is the best.

I mean, is juicing even a thing anymore? I thought people were doing smoothies. With juice you're getting all the sugar and throwing all of the fiber into the trash. But all you need to make smoothies is a decent blender and a sharp paring knife, so I guess there wasn't an opportunity to "disrupt" the smoothie…

I watched the first 3 hours of The Keepers on Friday night and the last 4 Saturday morning/afternoon, then I thanked my Catholic-raised mother for becoming an agnostic who thinks organized religion is child abuse.

Gyspy Rose Blancharde didn't have her mother killed out of "revenge". Dee Dee was in the process of having her daughter declared mentally incompetent so she would have sole control over her, for her entire life. That's terrifying to think of, given what she managed to do with the first 20 years of that kind of power.