Calling your colorist on it while she’s working her craft. You’re remarkably brave.

That was my first thought. Ken Jennings...? ....THE Ken Jennings...?

He’s got every right to refuse- and she’s got every right to call him out for saying her idea was ‘tacky.’ That’s not very diplomatic or professional of a tattoo artist, he could have turned her down without making a condescending (and as shown by the pictures, inconsistent) judgment of her particular artwork.

She didn’t have alcohol before this trip. The first one, where she was rightfully refused, she had had some wine. For this trip, she was sober, so yeah. And I understand why she linked to some of the artist’s more...um “wacky” tattoos. The work is actually good, but he literally refused her small neck tattoo but is…

Instead of letting him blow the lead and shit the bed, they let him shit in the toilet

Pissing is OK, but shitting yourself would be horrible and probably visible on your socks, since it’d likely be liquid if it’s sneaking up on you that hard. It’d make mobility real tough, and itch like crazy. A lot of goalies (and players) will admit to pissing themselves (I’ve been around ones that have), but I’ve…

In the pantheon of bodily waste functions, diarrhea is sort of the power play.

And it is true, I did not burn my bra. Was this a political statement? No, it was simple common-sense economics. When one pays top dollar for intimate apparel like moi does, setting it ablaze is wasteful, improvident and highly incendiary.

There’s no way that it would take more time to have him point at a line of text on a menu than to get two managers involved to eventually decide on and approve the plan Josh came up with.

Very fair. When i said badass genius I was referring very narrowly to her being a woman with a STEM degree, an achievement I admire, and see her success there as an inspiration to other smart little girls who may have avoided that path otherwise. But yes, her views on vaccines and other parenting issues are abhorrent.

i didn’t read the book but isn’t the “red room” a fifty shades thing? ok, i did read one of the books. but i didn’t like it. ok, i did read two of the books but i didn’t like them. ok i did buy all three books. but i only read two. and i didn’t like them.

Are you really trying to argue that language doesn’t matter? Really? You’re gonna try that? Don’t be an asshole.

Asshole.

Nope. Best practices for suicide reporting recommend not using “committed,” which sounds like a crime or, to religious communities, like a sin, and “kill yourself” is just insensitive, crude, and poorly phrased. “Died by suicide” is the phrasing recommended by mental health professionals and the American Foundation…

I vote that “dank” is worse. Even in its original context, it’s up there with “moist” in unpleasant words.

Pass it on folks, pass it on.

Every. Mother. Fucking. Day. I have been pretending to be a responsible, pleasant and productive adult, who doesn't loathe mankind for more than 30 years.

Or “I’m socially liberal, fiscally conservative.” YOU CAN’T BE BOTH, THEY’RE INHERENTLY CONNECTED.

I'm pretty sure the first time (and if not, it was at least one of the first times) she had a solo on Glee was for Bad Romance. It was when I sat up and took notice of Naya. I was like, screw Lea and her Broadway voice. I was firmly on Team Santana (and Brittany) after that. Badass diva Naya Rivera is where it's at.