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That’s awesome!

I do too! For me it’s because my dad, who is a raging and proud misogynist, calls all women gals. 87 year old woman? Gal. 16 year old child in short shorts he’s ogling? Pretty ‘lil gal. Accomplished grown ass women? Mouthy gal.

Although it’s worth noting that he was arrested for crime against the bookstore, not against the woman.

Er, how does one even notice that Celebrity X unfollowed Celebrity Y?

“Hang on, let me pour this 64 ounce Coke into my lap. There. Ahhh, bliss.”

I think this is great, because it will ensure that there are less kids in the theatres without jungle gyms.

I’m a counselor at an abortion clinic in Houston. I’ll be at work helping women access abortion care while they still are able to exercise that right!

Meh my feelings toward Jennifer have cooled ever since the press tour for this movie. When she came out with that statement that said she basically refuses to take pictures with her fans now and that she is really rude to them, as if that’s something to be proud of, I was like “Girl stop.”

She’s so stunning. If I looked like that I wouldn’t bother with makeup either.

I love that Alicia is still not wearing makeup. Like, if she does, great! Fine! I do 60% of the time. But I think that this is a good, smart, empowering move for young women to see.

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

What’s sadder is that his vote cancels out yours.

Chaffetz talks about low-income Americans like they are bratty 10-year-old suburban teens addicted to playing Candy Crush, which I guess explains a lot about why this plan is so bad for them.

I have a food baby bump after eating a massive burrito (enchilada style w/ red chile sauce in case you were wondering) and I’m also wearing a men’s XXL bright green t-shirt so am I Beyonce or am I Beyonce?

Michelle Obama should be the mayor of Chicago.

I’ve been active duty military for ten years (not the Marines). This was an incredibly depressing story to see break today, but what actually gives me some hope is the strong, emphatic push back online from some male Marines that this is not who the Corps should be. People with real influence are starting to speak out

“We are thankful that Thomas Brennan, a Marine veteran, notified the Marine Corps and NCIS about what he witnessed on the ‘Marines United’ page,” said Capt. Ryan E. Alvis, Marine Corps spokesperson. “It allowed us to take immediate action to have the explicit photos taken down and to prepare to support potential

I’m just offended that it’s such a terrible picture of her face. Emma’s very lovely and she looks quite plain here. Surely there was a better one they could’ve used for the final print!

If having tits means you can’t be a feminist, I don’t even know what to say.

Whatever, I still live for the hot takes from the Ohio State Lantern: this just in—Michigan sucks.