But the Brawny paper towel guy...

They also strongly implied that we are now a developing country, its hilarious. Wonder if they have any job openings.

The Dutch are low-key heroes. They’re pretty committed to being anti-Trump across the board at the moment, whether in politics or entertainment.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Lincoln had better not be done. I will probably get so upset that I’ll make a cake, and then I’ll eat the cake.

I’m weirdly invested in Abbi and Trey. I have no idea why.

This is why you never trust anyone you went to high school with.

I really like Amy Adams* and cerebral sci-fi, so Arrival was a no-brainer for me.

LMM will never be insufferable as long as he is using his powers for good, like increasing minority visibility in theater and raising hundreds of thousands of dollars for Planned Parenthood, for example.

I feel like a shit person for even suggesting this. But my first thought is that they wanted desperately last minute to avoid another #oscarssowhite situation that maybe they switched it last minute? Like Amy Adams received the fewest nominating votes, and Ruth Negga was close, so they figured they’d just do her…

This Olivia is a “beard” shit is unbelievable as well. If he were gay, why would he pick a very famous actress for his cover? Any anonymous hot girl would better fill the bill with much less scrutiny. I would also add that she probably makes as much money as he does, so what are the “wrong” reasons his family is…

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

A murder charge was warranted as OJ committed murder.

‘Kay, I’m just gonna say it, because this is not the Jezebel of old, and I can accept it if someone is offended by this- that is how my stomach looked what I had an eating disorder.

Why don’t they just wait a year and choose from any one of the impending 1,000 Trump scandals?

The recent true crime trend started off well enough with series that might actually result in justice being done, then it degenerated into retreads of crimes that will likely never be solved and only cause more pain to those involved when they’re brought up.

Oh my god, who on earth will he cast as Monica Lewinsky?!

He’s president. I hate it, you hate it. But at the end of the day, the inauguration isn’t about him, it’s about our Democratic ideals and our belief in the peaceful transition of power, even when it goes to people we disagree with or despise. So I stand with Barack Obama, Hillary and Bill Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, and,…

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.