Why isn’t Carol an option? I’m so fucking tired of Carol.

That sleeping bag is sold out. I clicked because I would so buy that shit because my office is APPARENTLY IN ANTARCTICA!

Jay didn’t really have any info that wasn’t fed to him by the cops, other than (possibly) the location of the car. I don’t think Jay did it either- I think he was a stupid kid handed a story by the cops and threatened with prosecution if he didn’t play along. This was Baltimore in the 90s - the cops and prosecutors…

The police were coaching Jay on what to say. He could have started with minimal knowledge (to get the reward and get out of his own legal trouble) then just kept saying what the cops needed him to say.

I’m inclined to like the theory that the police fed Jay the details and threatened to put it on him if he didn’t “turn,” in which case either the police or Jay himself could have given Jen that detail.

No, that’s not true. Did you read the interview above? She is not just a Muslim woman stating her belief. That would be fine. She’s a politician running for public office who is anti-choice and anti-gay marriage BECAUSE of her religion. Seriously, is everyone here losing their minds? That means religion is the basis…

ok but I need to wear that outfit every single day for the rest of my fucking life thanks.

Also, as someone who has fallen off a sidewalk more than once, I can attest that some of us just aren’t meant for walking in an upright fashion at all points in time. And don’t get me started on how often I turn too soon around a…

I just read the Awl post. No more Millihelen?! No more Kitchenette?! Those are two of my biggest reasons to come here. Millihelen was the only subkinja where I was an approved commenter. Guess I’ll find a new haunt, in time.

I like to tell people how little I spent on things, bc I am cheap. “Oh this shirt? It was $10 at Marshall’s!”

How babbycinno is formed?

Yeah, I think you’re right. Those halcyon days of “The Parent Trap” and “Mean Girls” feel like ancient history now.

Ugh the bouncing. My husband doesn’t roll on his side. He flings his body into the air and flips. Our best decision has been to get a foam mattress...no more bouncing. And we sleep with separate comforters because he rolls himself up like a burrito and I used to wake up with nothing. And he’s STRONG when he’s asleep.…

In the late 80s my mom filed a gender discrimation lawsuit against her employer and won. She bought a beach house with the settlement money. True story.

I’m more like “how ‘bout get your own house, about 4-5 blocks away.”

She looks exactly like a cross between her and Lizzie from OC

She was improbably good looking. Not that improbably good looking people can’t be talented, it was just one more improbable thing about her.

correction granny panties are in style for EVERYONE jesus they make anyone look so damn good, but sadly not work appropriate. but ugh damn I own 3 sheer dresses and pray that one day wearing underwear in public is not frowned upon :(

I saw Zooey Deschanel’s episode of Who Do You Think You Are and it was pretty amazing. She comes from a very strong Quaker line and her ancestors played a key role in the underground railroad. Nothing to do with her conversion, just interesting.

I love this show and I can’t quit it no matter how awful it gets, but this season was a real low. The contestants seemed like they didn’t give a shit. And it wasn’t just because they were confused by the judges. On the first day Tim Gunn went off on them because at least 3 contestants showed up without any tools.…