stop. the hair. the cheeks. the tiny little mouth. my ovaries are like OKAY LET’S GO.

Yeah, I’m gonna need to squash those cheeks IMMEDIATELY.

I've had three hairy babies (pictured above), but that's some next level stuff.

Ok obviously sexting the boss was entirely inappropriate, but calling your husband a LEGEND because he recorded the firing of her? And then listening to it with all of your girlfriends? That’s kind of just immature and cruel and unnecessary, grow up, you fired her and ended the situation, the humiliation isn't really…

It’s a show about monsters. I didn’t get that the writer was trying to draw a parallel between monster and trans* at all. Mulder fumbled his explanation and it felt appropriate. He’s a forty something year old cis guy that watches a shit ton of porn. He’s not going to get it 100% correct but he tried. The writer…

Fluoridation is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous communist plot we have ever had to face. Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?

How do you keep them from choking? My baby gagged on anything that wasn’t pureed for the first 18 months of his life. I tried giving solids, but after he consistently almost choked to death, I backed off.

Haha - they’re not staying. I finally accept that now. Notably - I was born in LA but moved here at 2 days old (literally straight from the hospital) and haven’t lived THERE since. I consider myself an SD native and my connection to LA is non-existent despite my birth. Had they moved while I was in college in NYC, it…

Ok not saying this is funny bc I shouldn't, I’m a Charger fan, but I snortlaughed. But he was OUR derp-faced loser!!!

Fair enough, just giving you a hard time.

You have? How odd, the Chargers have a winning record against the Chiefs in that span. Maybe something is wrong with your TV.

The hypocrisy that this hit is flagrant but the other one is just good hard football is such a fucking joke.

Not a WR coach, not a doctor. Why’s he there?

Porter shouldn’t have been on the field and, if anything, the penalty against Jones should have been against Porter. Porter slightly pushed Jones away and Jones backed off.

This is a real bad sign for the rest of my life, but I totally agree with him.

He aint wrong.

Why wasn’t Porter flagged for being out there and instigating?

I’m no fan of Pacman Jones or the Bengals, but he’s kind of right here. Burfict earned his flag, but the call on Jones was pretty weak when Porter was out there going back and forth with Bengals. Joey Porter isn’t part of the training staff or Antonio Brown’s position coach (or the head coach for that matter), why is…

“So you are more in tune with families...is such a shallow thing to campaign on.”

Surely, in face of the GOP’s stellar policies of:
middle class families can just F*CK OFF AND DIE - the utmost pinnacle of depth.