I am pretty much thrilled to live in Southern California where I don’t have to actually put pants with buttons and zippers on until about December. Because I am so very not fitting into any of my pants at this moment in time.

What do you put in your egg salad? People’s ingredients in things like egg salad and tuna sandwiches are honest to god fascinating to me.

Good luck, sister. I’ve been telling myself I am going to start working out again for approximately 7 months.

Chipotle guac is addictive. I always run out of guac before I run out of chips, and it’s pretty tragic.

Sometimes when I am at my kids’ school, I feel like I missed the memo on what to wear. On Wednesdays, we wear pink workout pants.

That is essentially my life while trying to lose weight. Nothing works, and then I say fuck it, let’s have nachos.

I think it means that Athleisure is not for you, but extra cheese totally is. And some guacamole.

I read this while eating chicken nuggets on the couch. I feel pretty good about that choice.

I fall firmly on the side of yes, absolutely. Dude went into an alternate hell dimension to save a kid.

Very informative, thank you. I think it’s pretty clear that it doesn’t really belong in England. Where it does belong could be discussed for centuries.

I mean, I’ll take it. People can come visit it for free.

I've heard that Disney is looking to buy the big ones out in an under the radar deal.

It's so refreshing to come across someone who understands these small joys in life. It's really no big deal to make these kinds of changes in your life. I really can't fathom what other people do with their days.

I know, I really prefer to read all text in the original language. Translation is simply a brutish practice.

All they have to do is check out Oshili Nashi Popiwe. They even have an English translation for crying out loud.

I really don’t think that you can complain about no one discussing the Haitian Handicraft collapse without also making note of the problems with the Namibian mining industry.

Also the Louvre. The section on Egyptian antiquities made my head spin, and then made me feel exceptionally uncomfortable.

My understanding was that the solicitor general stated that, but that the government wasn’t really in agreement. But I’m not entirely sure, as accounts vary.

Maybe the UK should return the Koh-i-Noor Diamond to India if they’re so bent out of shape regarding ownership.

I would watch the shit out of those morons.