I read that she sued and got 4 million from the estate of her friend who owned the chimp and that still doesn’t seem like enough. I am going to sound heartless since the woman who owned the chimp is passed but i really hope her estate gets hit with the bill for all this.

Ugh. I love animals so much, and joke I’d take a penguin or a baby elephant in a heartbeat, but the truth is that some animals belong wild. We endanger them and us by bringing them into our homes.

From the linked story:

I 1000% agree. This is an absolute violation when she clearly was uninviting him out of her space and he willfully ignored her plea. unfuckingbelievable that there are humans that think this shit is A ok. What the fuck.

And in front of his daughter, who has now been taught a valuable lesson by daddy.

I don’t understand that mindset at all. Are celebrities not allowed to be off the clock? If someone started harrassing me on my day off to put together some spreadsheets I might even become violent

Plus I doubt he'd ever dare say the same thing to any male comedian.

Who says it? Guy for whom women are things.

He said “we paid for you” and also didn’t respond to her “stop” and “no.” Maybe it sounds very radical fem but camera lens can be male gazey and with the non consent here this feels kind of rapey (no, that doesn’t undermine actual rape...this is a different degree but in my understanding there is a spectrum of…

Ever think about how it’s 2016 and we still can’t shake the belief that people are a commodity?

no it’s America and we paid for you

no it’s America and we paid for you

Meh... I’m not even an Amy Schumer fan but let his life be destroyed *online*. “We paid for you” has to be the smarmiest phrase ever uttered while violating someone.

Moron’s gotta ruin it for everyone. THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.

I’m still mad that I didn’t get that Prada, oops I mean Panda bag I saw when I was shopping in Chinatown.

Does Michael Alone serve Sad Meals?

Got it. I live in Baltimore and the owner of Under Armor has invested beaucoup bucks into the city, so I’m really partial to the brand. I basically feel obligated to support them because they increased my property value like crazy.

Embrace the name but change the logos. Because “Uncle Martian” is just too awesome to give up.

I would never buy anything from Under Armor. I would, however, buy something from Uncle Martian. That’s a waaaaaaaay better name. I feel like Uncle Martian should be making those galaxy leggings all the kids are wearing, though.

It’s the best thing to wear while eating at Michael Alone.