Am I old? Who are these people?

You would think the judge who made the ruling knows the actual law in this case, and he is allowing it...(duh)

I think there's something that changes because she is his business manager.

I LOVE how the camera pans out after a few seconds to get footage of the chick lying lifeless on the ground... like “NOW we’ve got a story!!”

Not surprised at all that CNN didn’t take her off the desk for the rest of the day just because her brain stopped working for a bit. Otherwise they’d have to fire Don Lemon.

doesn’t even come close to the best TV faint of all time..

It happens a lot more often then people think. Usually happens when a woman has sex with a man and forgets that she had a tampon inside her. It gets pushed up so high that it’s impossible to tell it’s there. This happened to a friend of mine 30 years ago in high school and her gyn found it during her annual. The doc…

This is actually pretty common. Have taken out a number in my years. No way to sugarcoat this. The stench is truly mind boggling. People will notice some odor/discharge from the vagina, but when that thing comes out, it’s like getting punched in the face. I always warn the woman that it’s going to be bad. My nurse…

Dogs, man. I’m always outed by an overly-friendly dog. YES, DOG, I AM BLEEDING FROM MY VAGINA. THANK YOU FOR ALERTING EVERYONE BY FORCIBLY PLACING YOUR NOSE THERE.

*not pigeons in my cooter. They are just my other biggest fear

GUILTY.

Your vagina only has nerves in the first three or so inches, so if the tampon gets pushed beyond that but doesn’t bother the cervix you wouldn’t feel it.

It’s usually “on my period” + “I was really drunk/ high” & they thought they had changed it, but really they just put in a new one and jammed the old one up higher, then just swapped out newer ones with the old one still inside. It still seems like it would be uncomfortable, but that's how it usually seems to happrn.

ugh the thought of the smell made me wanna hurl

Using them to get the magnets out. Science!

Man.

• “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”

Now is my time to shine and I got nothing.

Not a huge surprise they settled. Cases like this only go to trial once in a black and blue moon.