Oh, just shut the fuck up. Why bother taking the commission if you can't be bothered acting like a professional. Instead, you decided to play Where's Waldo? with a presidential portrait.

GWB should be repainted in an orange jumpsuit.

I was outraged until I realized that's for each count. He's facing 59 counts, i.e. up to 1770 years of time. Unless they cut his time down to six months or less for each count, he's not ever getting out of prison.

All old ones, too.

or boys

Reminder: all new religious movements are just schemes for old men to rape 13-year-old girls.

Minnesota prosecutors allege that Barnard groomed girls in his congregation as young as 12, convincing their parents to let their daughters live in a cloistered group, where they were expected to have sex with him.

My son got court supervised visitation because she drug out the dreaded, "her father molested her" accusation (later found to be completely unfounded) The guy that was supervising the visitation? She had a baby with him, about a year later. So sorry for what you are going through, so very very sorry.

Sad part is, it seems like they have no oversight, I don't get it.

It is utterly draining. My son said he never wants another kid, EVER. I believe he means it too. He has had very little of the joys of parenthood. At least he gets to see his daughter now, unlike when the mother absconded to Florida with her for a year with zero consequences.

It's utterly draining, isn't it? I can't really speak to a bias against men when both parents are competent, but I can see more of a bias in the court's reluctance to recognize or cut off a toxic or dangerous parent when that parent is the biological mother.

I don't have the energy to type what my son has been through in Washington State. The mother does what she wants, is on drugs, has known criminals and strangers in and out and living in her house. She doesn't work, doesn't want to and every time he makes some progress it all goes to an increased amount of child…

Oh my god that is terrifying/frustrating/crazy-making. What are these judges thinking? I guess they never have to answer for their decisions if things go wrong. My heart goes out to you guys.

Hear that? That's the sound of me never getting on a goddamned motorcycle.

I laughed out loud. And then I laughed more until I cried. I didn't even press play. I have no idea how I'm still at this job.

Not humerus.

I firmly believe that is the point of terrible parenting stories. It's to give the rest of us the opportunity to reflect on how fucking awesome we are. I can officially state that I have never (1) driven while drunk or (2) brought my child along while attending an orgy (not even a small one).

Hey, sitters are expensive. So is sex ed. Take your kid to an orgy.

Young has been arrested nine times in the past 14 years. Several of those arrests were for drunk driving. Her criminal record "will be taken into account," Washington County deputy district attorney Dennis Paluso said. "According to the court record, she has a history of placing children in danger. That is serious."

I am feeling so fucking good about my parenting choices right now and I say that as someone who accidentally kicked my sick child in the head yesterday (dark hallway, kid unexpectedly on floor just inside doorway, bygones). Thank you Heather Young. Thank you!