Indeed. I'm on caffeine-induced autopilot 21 hours a day.

You know, aside from the douchbaggery in his personal life,

Nope. Here in Erie County, if you leave your kids to go into a store and they catch you, your ass is going to jail.

HOW DOES THIS FUCKING COCKSUCKER STILL HAVE A GODDAMN JOB???????

How come you can't stop people who set off the alarm? Isn't that what the alarm is for?

Fuck that. I've worn better-fitting and more comfortable stuff by damn Gillian O'Malley Target in the $15 dollar range.

Absolutely resell... I knew a girl in Florida that just boosted stores all day every day for heroin money. You name it, she had it. Shoes, clothing, health/beauty items, etc etc etc

Me too dear.

Dude. You can SEE her being THROWN into the floor with all his strength.

I could have written this myself.

My beloved aunt shot herself to death last summer as a last resort to escape the torture her husband bestowed on her daily.

Really? Wow. We have always known those as the suicide lane.

Psssh. Try living in NY. EVERYTHING is illegal.

You're preaching to the choir... my toddler's daycare is $298 per week. YUP

OMG! Two dollars!

Is it bad that this is ALL I took from this photo? That his handwriting is atrocious?

Edit to add: Can we even question the legality of outright making rules that everyone must abide by based on ONE religion that doesn't include the lot of us?

ahhh... yes. I'm not married and don't make a high-five or six figure salary..

Exactly. This has never been at the forefront of every political agenda ever.

Of course it does. You thought that was coincidence? ;)