Because....... I have a haunted coffee maker. It could totally be possessed.

But....

This I did not know... which is why I made the original comment. THOUGHT SHE WAS GAY.

Ya think??

No shit? Where on earth have I been? @@

Absolutely. I'm in accounting now, and as someone who absolutely sucks at math, it goes to show that I'd rather jump off a bridge than teach again. And I come from a family of educators who warned me. Oh they tried.

I thought Michelle was a kitty chaser???? I'm so not up to date on my celeb gossip.

I fail to understand the logic of biting before smelling and/or investigating.

15+ years teaching Pre-K... I had one kid in particular that caused me to actually threaten to leave my job if the director didn't agree to move him or get rid of him altogether... and I have the patience of fucking Mother Theresa when it comes to kids' bullshit.

That is exactly my sentiment... Someone is going to avenge their escape somehow. They spit in the face of their abductor by daring to escape... A man's bruised ego is the world's worst enemy.

I'll extend that to sexting anyone who openly admits "I scare myself the type of dirty sex I'm into". If a bitch can scare him/herself, I just don't wanna know.

Haa! You better run, not walk, to your car :)

Me neither... it strikes me as the worst two things to possibly put together..... "one of these things is not like the other..."

Mine told me to eat it just fine when I was preggie, but that it should be microwaved first.

80 mg is typically ok (about an average NOT grande mind you) cup ... a pot... no.

This is, perhaps, the MOST terrifying aspect of this whole debacle. I think you should need a certain educational level and a fucking license to vote. Seriously. Because you KNOW they allll vote in droves. Half the time, they don't vote in their own best interests to boot, which absolutely blows my mind to Kingdom…

Dear Lord, I think my brain just exploded. Oh wait, I'm still typing.

TOTALLY still have two of those. They are forever mine...

Might have been why they were on TV talking about how great it is... one last PR round grasping at hope?? That would have been my suspicion.

Really? In my area there is zero shortage of female-clothing-retail jobs to be had at any moment.... more often, it's that no one wants to do it because it sucks. I worked for Clothes Mentor briefly this spring (Plato's Closet for senior citizens...) after retiring from real estate and I lasted about 2 months before…