I thought Michelle was a kitty chaser???? I'm so not up to date on my celeb gossip.

I fail to understand the logic of biting before smelling and/or investigating.

15+ years teaching Pre-K... I had one kid in particular that caused me to actually threaten to leave my job if the director didn't agree to move him or get rid of him altogether... and I have the patience of fucking Mother Theresa when it comes to kids' bullshit.

That is exactly my sentiment... Someone is going to avenge their escape somehow. They spit in the face of their abductor by daring to escape... A man's bruised ego is the world's worst enemy.

I'll extend that to sexting anyone who openly admits "I scare myself the type of dirty sex I'm into". If a bitch can scare him/herself, I just don't wanna know.

Haa! You better run, not walk, to your car :)

Me neither... it strikes me as the worst two things to possibly put together..... "one of these things is not like the other..."

Mine told me to eat it just fine when I was preggie, but that it should be microwaved first.

80 mg is typically ok (about an average NOT grande mind you) cup ... a pot... no.

This is, perhaps, the MOST terrifying aspect of this whole debacle. I think you should need a certain educational level and a fucking license to vote. Seriously. Because you KNOW they allll vote in droves. Half the time, they don't vote in their own best interests to boot, which absolutely blows my mind to Kingdom…

Dear Lord, I think my brain just exploded. Oh wait, I'm still typing.

TOTALLY still have two of those. They are forever mine...

Might have been why they were on TV talking about how great it is... one last PR round grasping at hope?? That would have been my suspicion.

Really? In my area there is zero shortage of female-clothing-retail jobs to be had at any moment.... more often, it's that no one wants to do it because it sucks. I worked for Clothes Mentor briefly this spring (Plato's Closet for senior citizens...) after retiring from real estate and I lasted about 2 months before…

Thank you for that... you were my only actual LOL on an otherwise miserable Saturday. Much appreciated!

I HAVE THOSE PANTS TOO!!! They are all designed for amazon women... or Shaquille O'Neal's kids. Too long! But I'll be damned if I would ever get rid of them.. it's like slipping a fluffy white cloud on over your legs... ahhh.

This has got to be the funniest coincidence of my life right now.. I rolled out of bed and into work in*... I'll give you 3 guesses. And because my boss is hunting/killing stuff today, I'm doing very little actual work, as evidenced here.

I lived in Tarpon Springs next to New Port Richey for years... it's a filthy cess pool of pills, crack, and whores. There is little more disgusting place in the entire state.