And since when have we ever seen anybody use boxcutters to kill people? It’s not like anyone ever took over a few planes with them and flew them into buildings, but that was along time ago, I’m sure razor knives have become much less lethal since then.

Yeah, better to let a guy get a few good whacks in for good measure before you decide to defend yourself, after all, it was your fault for putting out decorations and actually confronting somebody who was trespassing and destroying your property.

Decent human beings dont stab people. Im sorry but if you are attacking someone you deserve whatever you get.

9/11 hijackers had box cutters. That ended up pretty deadly.

I don’t know, man. I’m no gun nut, but a dude getting stabbed in the face a whole bunch of times in his own yard by some psycho the one time he wasn’t packing seems like about the best case for concealed carry I’ve ever heard.

This is why Amazon is eating everyone’s lunch. Cancel subscriptions anytime without hassles.

Feh, Most clowns are relatively safe. Many cannibals don’t like them since they taste funny.

Wait wait wait. You’re saying I was supposed to get to college, party hard and try Cannabis not ....

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Abraham will go first (for kneeling up to Negan) then Glenn will get the traditional I’m not fucking around and fan service kill.

I wonder how many times FoxSports is going to buy Whitlock two seats before they stop letting him fly anywhere?

I’ll remember San Jacinto where we teabagged Santa Ana, the pinche puto pendejo.

Seriously - a real truck had better have:

As a Texan,

Real food truck:

Don't you dare talk about Whataburger or its wrappers that way.

Of all of the bizarre political twists and turns this country has taken, the strangest one is this: the fetishizing, and elevating, of symbolic gestures, while actual words and actions have become almost irrelevant.

A Crimson Tide lifts all boats.

Hey, I had no idea you used to be a renowned actor!