Why exactly do I know what Christine Teigen eats? Oh, that’s right: because she told everyone.

What do you mean? Why did she put up a picture of her eating cereal if not for attention? She IS soliciting comments by using a social media site to post things to strangers.

Well, I don’t know, she’s just waitressing in a restaurant.

Wait, we’re applauding the guy who apparently overserved a couple and then called the cops on them because he didn’t like the tip?

Yeah, this is a fun new strain in the comments lately! “I’m poor so rich people can’t complain when bad things happen to them.”

Sure, you wanna be Dr.Lukes new protege and accept being repeatedly raped for YEARS in exchange for millions? You do that.

You said it for me, thank you.

I did the research for you. You made the right choice.

Thank god she’s skinny and her parents are connected. Otherwise she might have to survive on ability and skill.

I don’t even need to listen to this to say “nope”.

No, this person is early Kim Kardashian-level desperate. No talent, just a lot of narcissistic short videos and photos on social media and talking/singing (so not really singing). I heard of her as a joke act.

Even if Kesha didn’t sing Tik Tok, the metaphor still stands. Her musical career is growing stale or disappearing due to time.

Most people don’t have the luxury to sue their abusers and they have to keep working with them to, you know, survive and keep up their careers. I’d choose money over being right any day.

She should have gone on to record the albums she needed to under her contract and collected more evidence against him along the way. And on the way out she could have still sued him.

As a writer who is probably much longer in the tooth than any Gawker employee, I can’t tell you how much I miss the days of having editors around. And headline writers. And caption writers. Now we do it all ourselves and get reamed by the commentariat if we make a fucking typo.

Actually, there are enough cats and dogs to last about 15 years, maybe 18 on the very high end. And we’d start having serious problems long before then if cats didn’t have that convenient way of making more cats. Spaying and neutering your pets is good. Spaying and neutering stray cats is also good. Aiming for…

No one should be allowed to breed any animals, period. There are enough damn cats and dogs on this planet to last us awhile. People who breed cats and dogs are pieces of shit.

Imagine a cop did this to your kid. In fact, imagine anyone did this to your kid.

I have this conversation ALL the time! People are like, “Hijabi Rockstar, isn’t wearing the hijab terribly oppressive?” And I’m like, “Well, I’ve never felt the need to get a cosmetic labiaplasty to look better in my yoga pants, so I’ve got that going for me.”

giving a more youthful look