Right? It's not as if Walmart makes its own canned beans.

Jon Snow didn't bring the Night's Watch to Dragonstone. He was accompanied by Ser Davos and a small retinue of Northmen.

No Shit, Internet!

I think the problem with Bill Hader's performance is it didn't seem like he'd done enough cocaine.

Let's see if Colbert can get Scaramucci to admit that he enjoys cocaine because it's a fun thing to do.

The joke's on you: I have no ass. You see, I am what you might call an assless chap.

I wonder if Sean Hannity, Tucker Carlson, and the rest of those slime-sucking bozos actually have the common decency to feel shame.

Jesus, I remember the good old days when Cantor was the most far-rightingest congressional leader to ever darken the doorstep of the Capitol.

Um, sure!

Oh, WOT, I'll miss you most of all!

The truth is still out there

This is bad, and your corporate overlords should feel bad.

Oh, is he still alive? Huh.

Which, unfortunately for Daenerys, isn't particularly helpful if she needs a countermeasure against dragon-killing giant crossbows.

My point is that trebuchets could be brought to bear on shorter-ranged siege weapons, especially mounted as defensive emplacements, to destroy them before they could pose a threat to that army or its works.

Um, you lived through the late 1990s?

As for which side I was rooting for, apparently New York Mets pitcher and all-around conceited dipshit Noah Syndergaard had a cameo as a Lannister soldier this episode, so I was definitely rooting for the Dothraki.

"I totally vanished from a major supporting role on Orphan Black for this!?"

Dickwarden of the South Randyll Tarly told Jaime the gold wagons had all arrived safe and sound at King's Landing.

"See this? It's the First Men practicing oral sex on the Children of the Forest. It so happens I'm a descendant of the First Men…just saying."
"What the fuck? The Children of the Forest!? That's disgusting!"
"No, no, it's just what they're called — ah, never mind…"