They could always fake their own deaths. Henry and Paige would get over it. Maybe.

Man, if only the Nine-Nine had gotten started sooner on their defense, they could have pieced together the deal with Langdon and used it to nail Gina Gershon, rather than getting fucked over like that in court. Whoops.

Wait, so, when do we get the Obamas back? This substitute president sucks.

I hate when that happens, because I'll spend the next two or three days wondering 1) what went wrong, 2) how I didn't notice that something had gone wrong, and 3) if anyone will ever love me again.

Goddammit, where's that "pretends to be shocked" girl GIF?

If the explanation is "Enterprise was just Riker's holodeck fantasy simulation and TOS was made on a laughably small budget", I'm good with that.

AHHHHH

Next week on The Americans: Elizabeth slashes an old lady to death with paper cuts from the adorable hand-drawn card her grandson made her for her birthday.

I thought so too but was less sure when she started to go into detail.

John Simm is the actor who played the previous Master. John Simms is a starting pitcher for the minor league Harrisburg Senators.

At this point, being the most principled Republican in Congress in the face of Trump's corruption, incompetence, and general grossness is like being the best reliever in the Washington Nationals bullpen.

There's hope for Firefly after all!

They could always breathe new life into the premise by fast-forwarding three years into the future, when Amy Santiago is captain of her own precinct, Jake Peralta is a federal agent, Ray Holt builds model replicas after being forced into retirement, Charles Boyle has become the Hitchcock and/or Scully of his new…

NEIN! NEIN!

Still fresh out of fucks to give about this entire situation.

Huh, looks like I need to make a trip to the fucks store, because I am all out of them to give about this.

Deep cut!

He had one hand in her pocket, and now the other one is being very, very careful not to drop the soap.

Rogue One. You know, the one with an original story and freaking Y-wings vs. AT-ATs. Why are we still even discussing this?

Well, this saves me the indignity of buying a movie ticket, a popcorn, and a beer this weekend. Save it for Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, I guess, which the early reviewers seem to love.