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I thought so too. I mean, he's always been heavy, but man, he looked huge in this episode.

It will be a nice, gentle decline…like slowly freezing to death.

Jesus Christ, if one of the Obama daughters dies, I swear to God…

Same here. I'm not familiar with that much of Reynolds' oeuvre, but it's just heartbreaking to think what this must be like for the family — especially under the international spotlight and with paparazzi doubtless swarming outside their homes. It would be agonizing for any family.

Upon reading that, 2016 cracked its knuckles and said, "You ain't seen nothin' yet."

Fidel's supply ran out this year…

You seem nice.

2016: A Lars von Trier Film

Remember how young we were and how many people were still alive back when John Oliver signed off for the year by blowing up the word "2016" on a football field?

The good news for Billie is that her dogs get along. The bad news for Billie is that her mom and grandma are dead.

No Buzz, the Christians are the good ones. It's the other people who are scary and bad.

Does the drink have to be water?

Yeah, that definitely sucks.

Sending the schoolbus careening off a cliff, setting in motion a sequence of events that leads to Steve Guttenberg being exposed as a pedophile.

Or they're dead from being shelled, carpet-bombed, and gassed by the Russkies and their puppet regime. Either way!

Extremely reluctant and sniffly upvote.

Aleppo's Christmas wasn't great, but on the plus side, most of the people living there don't observe it as a holiday.

2016 is so bad, we've forgotten how to verb.

Jesus, I was just thinking about this song the other day. Fuuuuuuuuck.

You're imagining that conservatives are your friends.