Every time an MRA gets angry, an angel gets its wings.

I need help being sad about that Russian military plane (second one in less than a week!) ka-plowing into the Black Sea on its way to Syria.

I'm reeeeeeally hoping that said actress sucks at counting minutes.

Hopefully. But oxygen is oxygen. If she wasn't getting oxygen to her brain for 10 minutes…and, to be clear, that's still an unconfirmed claim…then that's life-threatening at either worst or best, depending on your point of view.

I loved it. I don't care if it wasn't 100% perfect, I thought it was amazing and it made me smile.

If it's true she wasn't breathing for 10 minutes, that's…really not good. That's well past the amount of time that lack of oxygen can cause permanent brain damage.

It's on Netflix internationally and Amazon Prime domestically.

The Expanse. There's been a lot of good television this year (some of it has even been scripted), but The Expanse is everything I've been wanting to see on TV since I was about four years old. And more people need to start watching it so I don't have to worry about it getting canceled after its second season. It's the…

Or, as your people call them, a wallabaloo of toad-swogglers.

See, this is what you get when you try to keep a good thing going for too long. Realistically, human history should have been canceled last season — personally, I think the New Horizons flyby of Pluto would have made for a great series finale.

Generic Bottle Blonde #412,219? Go for it, dude.

The problem is that Tom Arnold is probably right.

Rogue One was really good.

I have a magnetic calendar on my fridge where I write down appointments and events and holidays for the month.

I mean, I won't, but why should it chap my ass if someone else does?

The thing about "peak TV" or "peak cinema" is that there's more stuff to consume than any person reasonably can in a lifetime being churned out, so why can't we all just like what we like and leave people the fuck alone if they like different things? I recognize part of the reason we're all here is because we're snobs…

I was thinking the American annexation of Hawaii.

Yes he is. His adopted Welsh son.

That just goes to show that it is a terrible idea to put bismuth in custard.

Love, love will tear Jedha-part
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