Truly, he is history's greatest monster.

Congratulations on writing the shittiest SNL sketch ever.

Resistance is futile.

…But @Mean Girl:disqus is wrong! On the internet!

Also yes.

I mean, it wasn't that great.

And besides, he's rocking a ZZ Top beard and a septum piercing these days, a look that seems at least a little bit like a cry for help.

Yikes, come on, dude. Low blow.

Branding can actually be a healthy part of sex play, provided both parties are consenting adults and…

Yeah, come on, he's a celebrity, not Milgram.

They usually call it a "welfare check", which makes it sound like they're making sure you got your SNAP benefits, but actually they're making sure you're not dead or dying.

The A.V. Club?

#NotAllWhiteMen

I think Kanye could do with not being in the spotlight for a while. It seems like there's something very wrong (even wrong by Kanye standards), and whether that's mental illness, extreme exhaustion, drug addiction, or some combination of the three, he could use some time to quietly convalesce and hopefully come out on…

We actually don't know about the inner workings of the flesh-and-blood hosts. Every indication we've gotten seems to be that they're biologically human, but with computerized processing and programming.

William's timeline is clearly post-Arnold. We just don't know how long post-Arnold it is.

In her scenes with Bernard, he's been the one pushing her toward self-awareness. Of course, we don't have any chronological context for when those scenes take place now that we know they're both hosts.

I've been somewhat dismissive of the "two timelines" possibility, but it now seems to be pretty clear that is the case. And since Bernard is ageless, whether he is a replica of Arnold or not is irrelevant. It's simply a matter of figuring out how much time has passed between William and Logan's timeline and the Man in…

No, you're the puppet.

So now that literally anyone (as long as they're a man) can be elected president, can we elect Stephen Colbert as our president in 2020?