I honestly expected better of Wayne Stenehjem, who should absolutely be taking a more active role in stopping this madness.

He only posts here because he wants to be provocative. All you need to do is encourage him to delete his account, and then you refuse to engage any further.

Your anger is better directed elsewhere.

~★~ Senility ~★~

ISIS is the terror equivalent of the Boston Red Sox — they do a ton of damage, their merchandise winds up everywhere, their hardcore fans are obnoxious as hell, but once they actually make the playoffs, they get the shit beat out of them by fucking Cleveland.

Ohh, good call.

I am a little worried about Velocirapstar. He hasn't missed one of these in…months, I think.

No. That's why some of the hosts have "weapons privileges" and others don't, and why Stubbs was packing heat when he and Elsie went into the park — he had that line about how only a bit of Elsie's programming keeps a wayward host from tearing a human apart.

It was a bit weirder than that…she had a premonition of being shot, and when she realized what was happening, she peaced the fuck out.

Elsie and Stubbs would have some beautiful babies.

I think on some level, Bernard is aware he's on the cusp of accidentally creating a new form of sentient life, and that gives his life purpose.

It helps that Marsden could easily pass for late 20s.

Who would have thought that a candidate who says cruel and degrading things about women (and, by his own admission, has been known to kiss and grope them without consent); demeans and otherizes people of color, of disability, and of Islamic faith; and has a history of wantonly awful statements and actions would be…

You're a fellow veteran of the Cameron Esposito wars, I seem to recall…

This was a pretty weak episode of SNL overall. The product placement is getting a bit too obvious, the writing was meager, and yeah, the new bland white guys aren't doing much for me. (Why did they get rid of Taran Killam with a year left on his contract, anyway?)

Delete your account.

That was astounding.

Who, Khaleesi?

I also found that jarring. The only real-world active player who was even mentioned in the first three episodes was Mike Trout.

By way of comparison, Lucas Giolito was called up (from Double-A, like Ginny) June 28, and the All-Star Game was July 12. Pretty comparable.