For how much Jimmy and Gretchen revel in being "the worst" — and being obliviously callous to Edgar is pretty fucking awful — I have to think that even they would try to be there for their friend if they weren't too self-absorbed to notice how he's spiraling.

Which was reminiscent of "LCD Soundsystem", the only other episode of this show I did not laugh at. (I'm not counting the silent-film bumper of this episode, which was hilarious.)

National League v. American League?

I made this face: https://67.media.tumblr.com…

Yes.

Using "an" before a word beginning with "h" should be a war crime.

A crop circle jerk?

She is super cute. I was wondering from whence I recognized her.

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LOL

I think the runner with their shitting on Edgar becoming more and more blatant and cruel is leading up to something. At least, I hope so.

A lot of people are saying it's the biggest id we've ever had in this country. A lot of people are saying it. It's tremendous. It's tremendous. It's so — the biggest and best id. Just incredible. You hear a lot of people saying it, so I'm very honored and it's just a tremendous, very impressive id.

During that whole spiel, all I could hear was Bobby Newport whining and pleading with Leslie Knope to stop being so mean and just let him win.

Also, Clinton has a ground game in the swing states. Trump doesn't. He has very few field offices. You kept seeing this in the primaries, where he would (sometimes badly) underperform his poll numbers in states where Cruz, Rubio, and/or Kasich had actually invested resources in building up a GOTV operation.

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Yeah, I think there is something to that. I mean, Trump certainly won't have my vote, but then again, I took a solemn pledge after the way congressional Republicans spat in President Obama's outstretched hand in 2009 and 2010 to never vote for a Republican for federal office in my entire life, for as long as I live,…

It's incredible how it no longer matters. I myself am becoming numb to Trump's unceasing stream of abject lies, ranging from the self-serving to the slanderous to the silly.

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I'm a diehard Nationals fan, and throughout his career, Jose owned us. He was 7-0 with a criminally low ERA against the Nats. He pitched against us last, on Tuesday, throwing eight innings of shutout, three-hit ball (no surprise).

Stein is a dingbat crank. I'd rather write in a ham sandwich because a ham sandwich would be a better president than Jill fucking Stein.