It can be two cats!

The Real Housewives of Real America

tl;dr

I voted for Clinton and my state went overwhelmingly for Sanders. The DNC sucks at rigging things.

Welcome in, friend!

A Candidate You Can Upvote!

Hillary has already killed a disabled reporter's cat and bathed in the blood of POWs and Gold Star mothers, so sadly, Trump is the lesser of two evils. I read it on Stormfront, so it must be true.

But maybe do vote out of recognizing reality.

Velocirapstar, you know that microphones are sensitive pieces of equipment, and we can't have you just dropping them all the time.

And we are treated to yet another night of My Candidate Lost!: The Never-Ending Temper Tantrum.

wat

"Baby, life's what you make it
Can't escape it"
- Talk Talk

This sounds like the perfect vehicle for Jerj Clooners!

These people are deranged.

Careful, he does have Secret Service protection now.

NOOOOOOOOO

Driven insane by all that mercury.

You are delusional if you seriously think that. Stop throwing a fucking temper tantrum about your candidate losing.

You gotta give Daveraham Dinkins credit. The man singlehandedly restored diplomatic relations between Space Israel and the Zaphod Beeblebrox administration.

As they do, I should add, to some of TheSingulatarian and Co.'s, uh, creative theories and beliefs about Clinton and Trump.