I thought those were cassowaries?

Oh, I totally have a Simpsons quote for this!

I'm just glad you're here to tell them that, Frank.

Crazy Ex-Girlfriend is really, really good, and I can tell you will enjoy and appreciate it a lot, especially its second half. I know I did.

Amazing what damage coming of age in this century does to one's psyche.

I'm sure they appreciate you explaining to them how they actually share the blame and how they should take their power into their own hands and what they should do differently if they don't want to be sexualized.

I assume this is a joke, but if it's not, way to spectacularly both miss the point of this Roundtable and ignore the reality of gender disparity in our culture, media, society, economy, and politics.

The same kind of people who write comments on porn videos should not be paid by supposedly legitimate news organizations to write "profiles" or "thinkpieces" about attractive female celebrities.

I was annoyed by it at first, but then I figured it was some sort of neurological condition, like Parkinson's or something, or a compulsive behavior. It certainly seemed neurological or compulsive rather than just nervous.

Roland Barthes doesn't care what George Takei thinks about this, and I don't, either.

Also curious, also definitely not clicking those links.

Abortions for some, miniature Australian flags for others!

No, but he cares about a bunch of other stuff now, too! He promises!

I really liked the Country Party during the '50s, '60s, and '70s, but these days, it's become overly commercialized and tries too hard to appeal to the masses.

All of this chaos and mayhem will continue indefinitely until Nick Xenophon is proclaimed God-King of All Australia. Long may he reign.

The A.V. Club

I'm pretty sure that's a particularly horrible subcategory of genre porn. I wish I didn't know that, but I do.

Hey, crack pipes make great Christmas ornaments!

Facts don't matter. White supremacists don't care that Hillary Clinton isn't actually Jewish. They're just happy a candidate is speaking their hateful language. (Besides, Hillary is bad, so she must be secretly Jewish, right!?)

I don't love the nose ring. Wish it would stay gone. Alas, far be it from me to criticize the great Jessica Williams on her style.