I literally have his “Ready Player One” theme stuck in my head, like 15% of the time.

I’m gonna be pissed if he doesn’t become incredibly famous some day.

Demi Adejuyigbe is real good at punching up the jams.

I’ll grant arguability on “talent,” but “likability?” Come on now.

At least the Gervais model offers talent and likability as partial mitigation for being an asshole.

There are two kinds of people whose first instinct when having their picture taken is to “edgily” flip the double-bird: 1. Unrepentant dipshits and 2. Ricky Gervais.

Holy SHIT the punchability of that face.

I hope every episode revolve around a mishap where Andy King needs to perform sexual favors for products needed.

No

In fairness, Australia is basically the Florida of countries. 

IT’S ABOUT ETHICS IN CELEBRITY SHITPOSTING!

Thanks for reading! Glad you were attentive to the actual points. 

Remember when the young gay actor on The Real O’Neals spoke candidly about Singer’s behavior, and then ABC threatened to reduce their episode order? And then the next year there was zero marketing and they got cancelled?

There used to be a good one in NYC named Cohen that cleaned up his clients’ sex crimes. Wonder what happened to him.

His explanation of why vampires prefer virgins in What We Do in the Shadows is quite brilliant. 

Sounds good, although I doubt it’ll be seen by as many people as the seminal smash-hit holiday classic JINGLE ALL THE VAAAAAAAAAY

He was great on NNF, I was bummed that it didn’t make the list here, but not surprised. It’s not exactly a “cool” show anymore, I guess.

Alfred Molina was also perfectly lovely on Never Not Funny last week.

I mean...it’s Edgar Wright.

god, I think at this point i have the Ducca list of ailments memorized. Parker Posey Pox, scabies, rabies, Mickey Rooney Sugar Babies, pere ubu, hot tub foot