If it was the posh version, he could’ve gone to Infiniti and beyond. Or at least as far as Datsun.

He was driving way too high.

The biggest extraction ever done to date at this dentist’s office.

Man, no shit: when I did the launch drive for this car back in 2014, they had all this British stuff everywhere. Union Jack flags, The Who and the Stones playing all over the place. But all the engineers there were German guys! “You like the new Mini, ja? Das ist ein kleiner Rennwagen, ja?”

Meh...

When Fancy Kristen said she wanted “a car filled with coke,” this is not what she meant.

Just had to get it from the garage to the house, so this worked.

Used Rocket:

Yep.

Lamborghini Uranus.

Rent it and wreck it. My motto for Airbnb toilets, and I guess for Mercedes when it comes to opposition research.

On that note, it appears they’re... around.

18 cupholders and one urinal

This is just... Wow.

What, no Diablo? Missed opportunity.

Doesn’t seem like they had...

Why draw when I can just get some stock images?

Porch Boxer!

There are good self-defense devices that we can carry, like a cup of coffee (throw in your assailant’s face), or even an old scarf or hat (again, throw in their face), which will probably give you a chance to start hoofing it outta dodge. I keep a cane handy, largely because I have intermittent knee problems, but…

That vehicle is not brown.