Front end was contained and yet the back still went for the nearest grouping of bystanders

“Roads? Where we’re going, we won’t need roads”

I thought owning a Prius was it’s own chastity belt.

Ba-ja-ja-ja-ja-ja!!!!

You know, if only Subaru made some sort of car/pickup combo where you could stick your surly, ungrateful, bastard children out of earshot. What on earth would they call it, though?

Frameless doors.... remember when we could have them? I’ll be out on the porch cussing out clouds...

Wagons, period. And don’t give me that “crossovers are wagons” bullshit because NO THEY ARE NOT. Would you tell your child medicine is candy? No, because then they’d take too much and die, just like wagons are nowadays.

Think of the children, people!

The wagon, don’t forget about the wagon! It looks like its understeering even when parked.

Needs an alignment and check the parking brake cable.

Watch out, I heard those airbags can be deadly!

*looks outside to Legacy in parking lot*

Some day you will be a fire-breathing monster, some day.

Is it just me, or does it look a lot like a Pagani?

Tom, I would really enjoy follow up articles to these. I’d like to know what they ended up buying and then maybe a 1 month and a 6 month follow up to see how they’re enjoying life with the new car.

The number of production models that will be totaled at 35 mph leaving Cars and Coffee.

There’s some drop on that 986 and it actually looks very good. I’m sure I’m in the minority but I think the 986 is the prettiest Boxster ever and and I can’t say the S 987 I drove was more fun than the base 986. Faster does not always equal more fun.

No. NO. Shut up! The 997 Is a piece of garbage. Please, please don’t make them go the same route as the SC’s. It’s so close to being affordable. DON’T RUIN THIS FOR US.

Also the family are dirt bags. His brother killed a guy while street racing Ferrari’s from their rental fleet. They bought the best layer could buy and got out of it. I dont watch anything this dirtbag does but i would believe his videos to be bullshit.

I’m nice pricing the shit out if this.

Song’s about pussy. Prince had plenty.